OT: waaaaaaay OT....

[ncermak]

actually, D-Sub is right on Jack's heels but not past him yet, and the highest post count by someone who I've seen announce their female gender is skatha.

Are you suggesting that Jack or D-Sub is actually a woman?

[ncermak]

why did d-sub leave?

He got tired of people heckling his post count...


Haha...1000th post...I must some reward for that...right?

[Gleb]

1001st post!!!!

Really? why would people really care about post count? He likes to participate in the forums alot. For me, I'm usually near a computer doing school work or just hanging around the dorms and I'm able to post alot. Oh well.

no reward for 100th post cuz it was a double post

[ncermak]

yeah...you are a post whore too. I've been here for a couple of years, and you moved ahead of me this winter alone.

and the double post was two seperate responses to two different posts. I'm not techno enough to quote multi posts in one post.

I WIN...

[carvedog]

glad you got the 1,000 Noah. And Gleb you are a postmonger for sure.

Now lets get back to differences in the genders, dating and sex and all the good stuff that this thread has come to mean so much to so many.

[ncermak]

yeah...good night last night...

I cooked Dinner (chicken with lime sauce), then got a call from a friend. Iwound up sitting on the couch watching her do the dishes...

then we went bowling. She won. then I won

[skatha]

Are you suggesting that Jack or D-Sub is actually a woman?

I'm sure both will reclaim their manhood prior to "Steak and a BJ" day.....

[Michelle]

She won. then I won

You mean bowling, right?

[Michelle]

I would actually chance a guess that the silence is good.. it means the women are busy and don't have anything to complain about in terms of male-female relations (or they don't have time to do so which is also good).

I don't know about that. I think maybe it means we are tired of discussing it?? Doesn't get us anywhere. I'm in the south now visiting, and the men are the same here.....

[Allee]

Noah got me thinking ...

There was an article in Macleans (higbrow Canadian weekly mag) where a snap poll of "young men" stated that 68% of them reckon that they could whip up a decent meal for a female who dropped by unexpectedly.

They forgot to ask the definition of a "decent meal". Someone should point out that Kraft Dinner does not constitute a decent meal, and is something along the lines of packaged popcorn...

My man actually cooks and a lot of it is from scratch. Myself, if you are what you eat, I'm fast, cheap and convenient ...

[skatha]

Myself, if you are what you eat, I'm fast, cheap and convenient ...

You are a goddess...these guys will do what we let them get away with, unless we ALL raise the standards(I mean, us girls)


Actually, all's quiet on the homefront. Sam finally replaced his wrecked car after I mentioned that with my upcoming surgery and recently dislocated shoulder, I didn't want to haul myself up to the Expedition's front seat-I wanted my Volvo back...

He got a Cadillac CTS-how's that for a little old man car?
I asked him if he let his dad know that he got a Cadillac...his dad has one already but he's 73....

[Gleb]

yeah...you are a post whore too. I've been here for a couple of years, and you moved ahead of me this winter alone.

and the double post was two seperate responses to two different posts. I'm not techno enough to quote multi posts in one post.

I WIN...

lol! aright you got it. Yep I'm defintly a post whore. I never really cared bout my count though. Its just something to do between classes instead of studying. In the summer though, i got no time to do anything except work, school and alot of beach time., hopefully.

[skipuppy]

I like guys who cook and I will clean the kitchen afterwards or during too!!! I think its a good trade off.

[AndyYT316]

I can cook! I'll cook whatever you want. But if I can't cook it I'll order it from Zanzibar! Wherever that is. Cleaning for cooking is totally a good trade off! It's my least favorite part of dinner.

[dantheman0177]

For all you people looking for the other side of the coin on relationships, and at the same time needing a really good belly laugh, get hold of a book by Ben Elton called "Inconceivable". I am 3/4 of the way through it now and I am pissing myself laughing almost constantly.

Just like this thread.

[Fleaman]

sometimes I get frisky and cook supper and do dishes after, that get the scorecard filled in no time.

Actually my wife and I cook pretty well evenly, If it is a stay at home day for her, she cooks sometimes and I cook most of the rest of the time. We want to redo the kitchen and I even have some say in what goes in there. I told her, I do half the cooking, I will have my kitchen the way I want too.

We want to put an island in and I want a bar sink on it, she says it wont be used but I think it would be a great Idea, then someday I can take it out and put a keg tap in its place. sometimes they just dont understand.

Maybe we can have a hybrid poster called Gleb-sub that would post a reply after each and every other reply from all the BOL members, his post count would be huge. Fin would have to ban him because he filled up the bandwith for 3 months straight.

I dont care how much people post. It is a forum, if no one talked here, it would be really boring.

[philfell]

Michelle, you are supposed to be on vacation. Get off the god damn internet and enfoy yourself.

[skipuppy]

Andy I am pretty easy: lasagna, burritos, pasta, griess brei, pancakes and thats pretty much it

Other favorite categories include: thai, mexican, indian

Oh!!! I had this fabulous salad in southern France once: spinach, honey bread, and goat cheese!!

Can we start a cookbook on Bomber with the best recipies or snacks or whatever???

Ex: fried banana and peanut butter sandwhich

[Gleb]

my cooking consists of peanut butter and jelly as well as picking up the phone and calling take out....OOO! almost forgot, i also make a mean cup of "Cup of Noodles." I lived off that stuff for a little while, especially now that my meal card ran out

one cup of noodles has 50% DV of salt.

[ncermak]

I do almost all of the cooking, and therefor the shopping too (and I'm Good with that)...

I read cooking mags, rarely cook the same thing twice in a month, and can whip up something without recipe on a whim. so go ahead...stop by.

The trade off is that I am a sloppy cook. I use lots of dishes and lots opf pans...I usually get the trash into the can though (or the sink). My girlfriend does all of the dishes...

so to answer your question michelle; the night went like this...Iwon (cooking) we tied (eating), I won (dishes), Iwon, she won she won (bowling)...Ultimately...I won!

[Allee]

Dan, I love Ben Eltons' stuff. I read one of his a few months backs ... "High Society??" or something, about this MP that almost gets drugs legalised and then gets royally busted by his mistress ... hilarious. Some of his stand up stuff is awesome, too.

Is "Inconceivable" the one where they're trying for the baby? I think I've heard the audio book of that one, it was damn funny.

[Gleb]

my dad does shopping. mom cooks, dad does dishes, laundry and some other stuff. Its kind of even, not too sure. When I left for college, my parents told me they started cooking maybe once a week. They'll cook for me when I come home. Most of the food is usually a mix of russian and regular american food. I'm not a huge fan of russian food, defintily an aquired taste that I lost long ago.

I still loooove caviar

[skatha]

I do almost all of the cooking, and therefor the shopping too (and I'm Good with that)...

I read cooking mags, rarely cook the same thing twice in a month, and can whip up something without recipe on a whim. so go ahead...stop by.

The trade off is that I am a sloppy cook. I use lots of dishes and lots opf pans...I usually get the trash into the can though (or the sink). My girlfriend does all of the dishes...

so to answer your question michelle; the night went like this...Iwon (cooking) we tied (eating), I won (dishes), Iwon, she won she won (bowling)...Ultimately...I won!

You know, you both can win if your techniques are sound....

I read an article in the paper that states the Austrians are the most sexually satisfied and the Japanese are the least

[ncermak]

oh yeah...she won too. I've worked in retail. Iknow that the customer is always right and should never walk away unsatisfied...

[skatha]

That's better...I hate to think any of my progressive brothers weren't doing "the job at home" well.....

Remember what the term "husband" really means!

[Michelle]

Michelle, you are supposed to be on vacation. Get off the god damn internet and enfoy yourself.

Couldn't help it Phil, was hoping you would miss me. It seemed to work!

[Aisling]

i haven't posted because i've been in 'crisis mode' for weeks... its over now and i still don't feel any better

[skatha]

Okay, tell us all about it...we are your 'net family, afterall...

[Gleb]

crisis mode blows. I'm in that right now. I got finals starting saturday and 5 exams throughout the week. All my hardest exams are first so "I'm freaking out man."

Hope you're ok aisling

[bobdea]

if you can't make a killer plate of peirogies by now there is something wrong
speaking of, I just ate some tonight, sambal asli or sriracha and a little honey does those things wonders

All women who want to apply for my cooking services you can do so through email, vegetarians prefered but that does not mean I can't whip up a couple bovine specialities