OT: waaaaaaay OT....

[Michelle]

WAIT - YOUR BOYFRIEND???? Thought that was not on your list for a while?????

[Michelle]

OK I'll be at the Dunkin Doughnuts on the corner Friday at 4am. Look for a white van with the windows blacked out and me inside (I'll be the guy wearing a ski mask). Jump in. We'll get first chair at Okemo.

Can't wait to see the outfit you are bringing to SES

[Jack Michaud]

I think Shaun White made that video.

[Aisling]

OK I'll be at the Dunkin Doughnuts on the corner Friday at 4am. Look for a white van with the windows blacked out and me inside (I'll be the guy wearing a ski mask). Jump in. We'll get first chair at Okemo.

haha phil you're the best

[skipuppy]

WAIT - YOUR BOYFRIEND???? Thought that was not on your list for a while?????

Yeah... well I said that I would probably get myself a boyfriend in January or February. I wanted him to be a med student that didn't go to my school but was close by and somebody that I could see on the weekends who could either ski or snowboard. In January I ended up with a guy on the ski team, which means that I see him every weekend since that is what my weekends are like now. He does go to Brandeis but he is a Chemistry student which means he's got like twelve hour academic days and I don't see him too much which is awesome because I get to maintain my social life (and this is why I was shooting for a med student). Lesson: Tonja gets what she wants.

He is awesome though!!! Russian. We actually just got back from buying an external hard drive and a vacuum cleaner. He WANTED to come. What is up with that?? Pretty sweet deal.

[philfell]

Sounds extremely confusing and overly complicated, but if you're into it cool.

[bartron]

We actually just got back from buying an external hard drive and a vacuum cleaner. He WANTED to come. What is up with that??

You're surprised that he wanted to go with you to buy computer equipment ?!?! That's usually one of the easiest ways to get a guy to go shopping with you, third only to anything relating to cars and TV/stereo equipment.

[insert photo of me putting on my Official Armchair Anthropologist hat]

In general, it's all about gear. When walking around an office, it's usually easy to tell if the person who sits at the desk is a man or a woman. The men decorate their desks with pictures of cars, motorcycles, snowboards, equipment parts...gear, gear, gear, all man-made stuff. For women, it's about PAP: plants, animals, people.

Even though I don't like to drive and I don't own a car, a you'd have a much easier time getting me to go out shopping for car parts than plants.


'later...

[dantheman0177]

My boyfriend sent me this link... maybe he is trying to say something about our relationship. Enjoy the video !!


Vid

That's GOLD!

[ncermak]

I want you all to know that Snowboarder Chicks are the hottest thing on the planet!

May you all find some Bliss tonight!

[Svelt]

Ahhhh...thanks. Hope there is some bliss in store for you as well.

I wonder if acts of personal satisfaction/gratification increase on Valentine's day for us single brethren, with all the good ju ju in the air.

For example...I bought myself a fitness magazine last night (usually save the money for other stuff)...and I may ______ tonight. Have fun with that one....

[Gleb]

I want you all to know that Snowboarder Chicks are the hottest thing on the planet!

May you all find some Bliss tonight!

I've only met one or two snowboard chicks which weren't hot.

[skatha]

I wanted him to be a med student

Hmmm.....you don't want him to be a med student unless you want to be with a guy who's more self-absorbed than most.
And med students usually turn into docs....and a large percentage of male physicians are unfaithful-they work daily with women who find catching a doc similiar to winning the lottery.....

[AndyYT316]

Probably the most action I'll get today, but I got a hug from a liftie girl at the Canyons today. She said that she liked my full face helmet and she wanted to get a full face too. So I told her I thought I saw someone selling one and gave her a bomberonline card. Maybe she'll come here too! Thanks Fin for the cards! Maybe I'll start putting my contact info on the cards for the future.

[skipuppy]

Hmmm.....you don't want him to be a med student unless you want to be with a guy who's more self-absorbed than most.
And med students usually turn into docs....and a large percentage of male physicians are unfaithful-they work daily with women who find catching a doc similiar to winning the lottery.....

Honestly... most of the people at my school are self absorbed and spoiled. I don't have much experience with med students but I am pretty sure that they can't beat the people I deal with all the time here. I don't know about the faithful factor though.

My guy is pretty good. He thinks he is losing his mind though: he left his skis at the resort but took the ten other pairs he was supposed to take during the races, lost his wallet, phone, and keys, and lost track of his car for a while all in three weeks. I think that would be a humbling experience for anyone. He thinks it might be intervention time which brings us to the next point: why dating a chemist student is beneficial (especially if you aren't into chemistry at all): they know how to keep THC while making tea and brownies.

[Gleb]

I'll back Skipuppy up on the the type of people at brandies. I have some friends there and they're very humble. Although i don't know first hand, they say so many people there all obsessed with themselves and think they're the sh!t. Personally, I don't care, just stating something I was told on many different occassion. The parties ive been there weren't bad at all and I had alot of fun. Every seemed very cool and down to earth, but I haven't been there enough to actually make an opinion. Kudos with the find of premed. you hit the lottery

[Sinecure]

My guy is pretty good. He thinks he is losing his mind though: he left his skis at the resort but took the ten other pairs he was supposed to take during the races, lost his wallet, phone, and keys, and lost track of his car for a while all in three weeks. I think that would be a humbling experience for anyone. He thinks it might be intervention time which brings us to the next point: why dating a chemist student is beneficial (especially if you aren't into chemistry at all): they know how to keep THC while making tea and brownies.

Ha Ha. I was reading that thinking 'the guys a stoner.' Then you confirmed it! I do that sort of stuff all the time when I'm baked.

[skipuppy]

So I just had the best sex ed I have ever had in my entire life. It was called "Female Orgasm and Enjoyment" and I honestly think every guy should go to this kind of stuff. Interesting stats I learned: It takes women during penetrational sex 10 to 20 minutes to orgasm and men 2 (on average). The average man (our age) masturbates on average three times a day, and women on average masturbates once a week. The Vagina is 4 to 8 inches when excited and 2 to 4 when not. Orgasms are -only- caused by stimulation of the clitoris, but the clitoris is way bigger than just the head, and has roots and tendrils running down the vulval lips and even to the anus. 10-69% of women ejaculate. 80% of women do not have orgasms during vaginal sex. It takes a woman 3 minutes on average to orgasm if she masturbates. Missionary position is one of the least enjoyable positions for women and they are the least likely to orgasm during that time period. If she arches her back and points her boobs to the ceiling she is probably faking it- they grind down into the bed. Stimulation of the g-spot, which is about two inches inside the vagina, behind the urethra, is the surest way to get a woman to ejaculate... and if you are fingering it she might shrink away because she thinks she has to pee (because it hits the bladder) and this is the worst thing you can let her do.. you should NOT STOP and this way she is more likely to ejaculate. There is an a-spot which is right before the cervix up towards the belly, which is even more sensitive than the g-spot. The most likely enjoyable position for women will be sitting on top just because she can position herself.. unless she is good at giving directions and he is good at following them... HA! Added lubrication is likely to increase pleasure. If she isn't wet then she isn't stimulated and you could tear something. Same with anal. If it hurts you are tearing something and should stop. Lubrication with glycerin is more likely to cause yeast infection and isn't healthy. Silicone lubrication is super slippery (I had some on my finger- its amazing). If you try penetrating the anus (to hit the root or whatever by the anus) never start big and always use lube. Women who are or were on any kind of medication (including and especially birth control pills) will experience (don't hold me to this) a lowering of their sex drive permanently. They may be at a seven, go on the pill and go to a five. Then if they go off, they could go back up to six, but never back to seven (depressing isn't it?). Women in the porn industry have surgery done on their vulvae including cutting and tattooing. The most a woman has every orgasmed in one entire hour was 136 times. The best way to get a woman to orgasm is probably with your fingers and making a "come here" motion/tickling her belly. Women go through more sexual pleasure closer to the surface in the vagina than deeper down. Women are more sensitive close to the surface than deeper in, so the most a 8"+ penis will do is hit her cervix, and that, the woman said, is about as sexy as being punched in the leg. If you are giving head and she brings her pelvis up, you are too high, if down, too low.. same with right and left. If she shrinks away you are too rough and she feels tender so it doesn't feel good and you need to be more sensitive. During sex or fingering if she grinds her hips it stimulates the blood which adds to the sensitivity. Pubic massaging usually helps getting her excited.

PS- I don't want to hear about you already knowing this... rather, if you know something else in addition to the above that might be beneficial please by all means add to it with a comment. :-) I recognize that many of you probably know this ... but I am young and didn't get any kind of education other than what they taught in high school (ie how to put condoms on bananas). It is still fascinating. Also... sorry if it makes somebody feel uncomfortable: email me and I can edit or remove it no problem.

[philfell]

Glad to hear you have learned some things, my advice is to date more and have some fun, you'll learn first hand, which is always more fun.

[Sinecure]

going to get

This is gonna get good!

[ncermak]

skipup-

sorry to hear that this is all news to you. had mentioned needing education, I am sure that tehre would have been several guys in here willing to help you out!

[skipuppy]

i never said i was educated I have actually been usually considered the "innocent one" or the "little one" or the "young one" Also keep in mind that most of you guys are in your middle ages and have had a lot more time to learn. At least I HOPE you have gotten better at sex since college.

[Gleb]

college is defintly a time for learning. Ive learned alot, even when not in class.

My advice to anyone is have fun, learn some stuff, don't get Chlamydia

[philfell]

Easy on the middle age comments

I never went to college, I learned all I know from the school of life.

[Gecko]

i never said i was educated I have actually been usually considered the "innocent one" or the "little one" or the "young one" Also keep in mind that most of you guys are in your middle ages and have had a lot more time to learn. At least I HOPE you have gotten better at sex since college.

Skipuppy, sadly for you finding a guy even close to your age who is even remotely capable of exploiting that information (or for that matter either knowing or caring) is slim. Most guys don't start to gather those skills/talents until they reach their late 20's. Of course if you know what you want and find a guy who takes direction well some guys like to be taught.

the advantage of age is the breadth of our experience makes for more satisfied partners...or so I have been told/complemented

[Aisling]

*clears throat*

ahem... well then... just so y'all know... i've been told i'm a good teacher. LMAO

[skipuppy]

*clears throat*

ahem... well then... just so y'all know... i've been told i'm a good teacher. LMAO

KUDOS TO THAT GIRL!!

[Gleb]

I learned from a great teacher. i'm always up for learning some more. there is always time to learn.

[AndyYT316]

"Your mom goes to college"

A quote from Napoleon Dynamite that I think fits great right about here. It can be taken a few ways right now.

[philfell]

*clears throat*

ahem... well then... just so y'all know... i've been told i'm a good teacher. LMAO

I'm ready for the final exam, Ms. Aisling.

[ncermak]

*clears throat*

ahem... well then... just so y'all know... i've been told i'm a good teacher. LMAO

just to clarify...are you gonig to teach skipup?????

not that there's anything wrong with that

I on the other hand am an idiot...when you said we should have a lesson...I thought we were talking about snowboarding...