OT: waaaaaaay OT....

[lowrider]

Has the race to 4000 officially begun???

[pebu]

I think the race to 3008 has begun.

Wait! I got it! OMG I WON!

[DiveBomber]

FIRST!



after #3008

[Aisling]

dan and nessa.... your baby is BEAUTIFUL! congrats!!!!
I would have mailed you but I think i only have your London email

[dantheman0177]

Thanks Ais.
Mail me through the board and I'll send you our Oz details.

[Neil Gendzwill]

Saw this on another board and thought it might be appropriate here:

Women are like apples on a tree. The best ones are way up at the top. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground, which aren't nearly as good, but they're easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them when in reality, they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now men ..... men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they are acceptable to have dinner with.

[pebu]

Man, this apple analogy can take a dirty meaning pretty fast.
First thing I think of is eating apples...
The next thing I think of is the apples on the ground... They've been down there where it's easy to pick up bugs and all that other yucky stuff. Yeah, I don't want an apple with bugs...

How many other dirty minds are out there?

Man, I'm not even drunk or anything. Hell, I'm at work talkin about this!

[dantheman0177]

Now men ..... men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they are acceptable to have dinner with.

Although like wine, some grapes are just from poor vintages or the vines they grew on were no good in the first place, so no amount of stomping is going to produce a worthy product.








Sorry, I didn't really need to post here, just that the thread was last on the page, and I didn't want to see it fall off page 1.....

[Michelle]

These are smart men we are dealing with!!!

[scotts.Scheinman]

Saw this on another board and thought it might be appropriate here:

Women are like apples on a tree. The best ones are way up at the top. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground, which aren't nearly as good, but they're easy. The apples at the top think something is wrong with them when in reality, they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now men ..... men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they are acceptable to have dinner with.

Thats funny

[snowboardworm]

and sometimes you have to pick the apples from the ground and turn them into a pie.

[Michelle]

But sometimes they are wayyyyy to mushy and overripe to turn them into anything except compost.....or pig food.

[Angie]

But sometimes they are wayyyyy to mushy and overripe to turn them into anything except compost.....or pig food.

And....they often times have............WORMS!

[pebu]

I knew there were some minds in the gutter out there.

[snowboardworm]

fair enough, but when too mushy turn them into cider. and as for worms???? a little bit of protein never really hurt. hence the tequila worm. hehehehehe

[Angie]

This thread got bumped to page two, which I'm pretty sure is illegal. I'm bored and antsy...someone entertain me

[Michelle]

USA women play Canada tonight in hockey.

[Angie]

USA women play Canada tonight in hockey.

Is this another attempt to try to get me to go out somewhere tonight?

[two_ravens]

This thread got bumped to page two, which I'm pretty sure is illegal. I'm bored and antsy...someone entertain me

You mean the helmet thread isn't enough entertainment?


You're right - this forum needs more women.

[Michelle]

Is this another attempt to try to get me to go out somewhere tonight?

MMMM Maybe! A girl's gotta try

[lonbordin]

You mean the helmet thread isn't enough entertainment?


You're right - this forum needs more women.

Hey now... I'm tryin' my best to keep it civil and informative over there...
it's not easy you know.

maybe we should just talk about angles, fall lines and SCRs to keep the underrepresented groups entertained.

Yeah I'm gonna git' a whuppin'.

[lowrider]

Olympic boss tells women's hockey they have to get more competitive or else! Or else what ? kick them out like ski jumping ? I think female competition is always played at a higher level than mens. It's just that as a man i don't understand it. Enjoy your hockey girls it may not last much longer! Canada leads 2-0

[Michelle]

ah, i hear we don't have a chance. My friend said the canadian women played 42 games to train for the olympics and 32 of them were against men's teams! But just wait for the men's - we're gonna kick ass!

[two_ravens]

Is this another attempt to try to get me to go out somewhere tonight?

Angie, if you're having a VERY slow day - try putting yourself on ignore - just for fun! Just tried it myself - maybe I'm too easily amused, but it got a good chuckle out of me!

But for now I'm sure you're better off with a fun night on the town with Michelle cheering on our hockey team! Go USA!! We love 'em no matter what the score!

(p.s. How does one get on Angie's list? )

Hey now... I'm tryin' my best to keep it civil and informative over there...
it's not easy you know.

maybe we should just talk about angles, fall lines and SCRs to keep the underrepresented groups entertained.

Yeah I'm gonna git' a whuppin'.

lonbordin - good luck with that! And since you brought it up, I too am curious what SkES would look like without me - still don't know, but it was fun trying!

Seriously though, if we all rode like girls, there would be a lot less brain damage going on out there!

[skatha]

Men's freestyle pretty awesome tonight....

Okay, a question...I started skiing 'cuz I got sick of having reconstructive surgery due to riding injuries. I bought some skis, of course, because I was used to having a quiver of snowboards...and they sent me some sticks with a handle on one end and a pointy thing on the other end. I use them to get over flat spots only right now....should I take a lesson to learn how to turn with them? Frankly, my skis turn just fine with taking advantage of their side cut.
I would ask the guys over at epicski but they already think I'm a gaper because I bought Atomic skis....

[lonbordin]

lonbordin - good luck with that! And since you brought it up, I too am curious what SkES would look like without me - still don't know, but it was fun trying!

I had a misunderstanding and I cleared it up. TR is off my ignore list.

...You slate is clean two_ravens. It was a short ride... like a rope tow.

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

C A R E !

[big mario]

C A R E !

You all ova thefhukkin place bumpin up that post count, ya gunna hit your lifetime quota in a few weeks at this pace guy! Waaaay ot no less
SPARYP
mario

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

deal with it, before i shove your pony tail into a 12" turbo diesel wood shipper, flesh soup!

[Angie]

I didn't think it was really possible to jack the way ot thread, but I think JD and Bigs just accomplished it.

And here I thought yous were all talk


Nice work fellas