OT: waaaaaaay OT....

[Daneille]

Ken, it would be great if you could Cafe Press T shirt those. Any chance?
Daneille

[kjl]

Ken, it would be great if you could Cafe Press T shirt those. Any chance?

Hah, that would be funny Maybe when I am done with my current project in a week or two I will see if I can come up with a more t-shirt-friendly design.

RandyS: my Photoshop skills are weak. I think boostertwo is the resident master.

[kjl]

I definitely agree with the second set. First set.... I dunno if a younger crowd would agree but I've also got no anime or robo-cop experience.

You don't know if they'd agree?! I have presented incontrovertable scientific proof!

Let's look at how these stack in the AWESOME scale, 1-10.
First, boots:

Row 1:
Optimus Prime = Giant Transforming Robot = 10.
Pikachu = Cute, fuzzy, soft = 1(+3 bonus for shooting lightning) = 4.

Row 2:
VF-1 transforming Valkyrie = Giant Transforming Robot = 10 (-4 penalty for being piloted by angsty teen with ennui) = 6.
DragonBallZ = 1 (+5 bonus for being powered by rage) = 6.

Row 3:
VF-1 transforming Valkyrie with battle armor = Giant Transforming Robot = 10 (-4 penalty) = 6.
Sailor Moon = 1.

Row 4:
Contra = Videogame back when men were still men and played Nintendo till their thumbs bled. UUDDLRLRBA = 10.
Banjo Kazooie = Bear with bird in his backpack = 1.

Hardboots = 32.
Softboots = 12.


Bindings:

Row 1:
Terminator T-800 = Hyperalloy combat chassis; very tough; doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead; speaks with Austrian accent = 10.
Tron Guy = Fat guy in leotard with cheap plastic. = 1 (+4 bonus for doing Tron, -5 for being able to see too much of his package) = 0.

Row 2:
Robocop = Part man. Part machine. ALL COP. = 10.
Fisher Price training potty = 1 (+4 bonus for eliminating rubber bedsheets and diapers) = 5.

TD2 = 20.
Strap bindings = 5.

Hardboots>Softboots.
TD2>Strap bindings.

Q.E.D.

You are of course free to disagree with my findings, but you are wrong. Science is not about your opinions or feelings.

[skipuppy]

*sgih* you are right. I can not counter scientific evidence.

[NMU Alpine Boarder]

You don't know if they'd agree?! I have presented incontrovertable scientific proof!

Row 4:
Contra = Videogame back when men were still men and played Nintendo till their thumbs bled. UUDDLRLRBA = 10.

I got CONTRA on an emulator

[wavechaser]

Plenty of skills here if anyone ever needs it...not a ton of free time for gratis work, but depends on what it is and what it's for.

www.cloudtenweb.com

[AndyYT316]

up down up down left right left right B A B A select start

Good contra smily! That'll get you a lot of lives so you can beat the game. I played that all day and beat the game when I was 9.

[Michelle]

Ok, you guys are getting wayyyyyy too geeky for me. Can't even follow anymore....... WHAT????


We just had a kick-a#$ party at Bomber - white trash theme. Photos will be posted soon

[Randy S.]

Ok, you guys are getting wayyyyyy too geeky for me. Can't even follow anymore....... WHAT????


We just had a kick-a#$ party at Bomber - white trash theme. Photos will be posted soon

Don't worry, I don't get the references either. We're too old.

Here's a preview of the party pics. Fin's mistress and her cupholder:

[wavechaser]

I didn't know Fin was hangin' with the Burger Queen!

[NateW]

Laugh all you want, but she digs a mean trench.

[wavechaser]

[bumpyride]

Think you had a Bad Day!(Document
link: Cheryl Vernon)
Next time you have a bad day at work, think of this guy. Rob is a
commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He
performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an
E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to The X, 103.2 on your FM dial in
Ft Wayne IN, who was sponsoring a "worst job experience" contest.
Needless to say, she won.


Hi Sue,
Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week
I had a bad day at the office. I know you’ve been feeling down lately at
work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize
it’s not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore
you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the
bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It’s a wetsuit. This time of
year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: we
have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of
equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature.
It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is
taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I’ve used it several
times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start
working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wetsuit. This
floods my whole suit with warm water. It’s like working in a Jacuzzi.
Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch.
So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse.
Within a few seconds my butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my
back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. The
hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit.
Now, since I don’t have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn’t stick to
it. However, the crack of my butt was not as fortunate. When I
scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into
my butt. I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the
communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with 5
other divers, were all laughing hysterically. Needless to say I aborted the dive.
I was instructed to make 3 agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling
35 minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn’t poop for 2 days because my butthole was swollen shut. So, next time you’re having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your butt.



Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my job, I love my job."

INBOX: Email 1 of 276

[Michelle]

Here's a preview of the party pics. Fin's mistress and her cupholder:

Man, I could have used their input on my costume. Would have had togain a few pounds to make it work right though.... Is that a remote in her hand too???

[Aisling]

like dr frankenstein i resurrect the dead.... mwahahahahaha

[dantheman0177]

like dr frankenstein i resurrect the dead.... mwahahahahaha

Evil EVIL woman!!!

[oldvolvosrule]

where or where do her breasts end and her stomach begins??? Could it be hidden somewhere in the waistline of those pants that she has on?? Wouldn't that be a bit uncomfortable to have your pants so tight around the middle?? Oh wait, she must have commercial elastic in the waist of those pants.

The same thing with men holds true for women it seems, the older you get the higher the pants come up on the stomach!!!

[Michelle]

The same thing with men holds true for women it seems, the older you get the higher the pants come up on the stomach!!!

Oh, not for all of us. Some older women get better with age.... http://www.bomberonline.com/VBulleti...7&postcount=50

So.... have you guys seen the photos from the White Trash party yet? We only posted the PG rated ones as to not get anyone in trouble

[oldvolvosrule]

Of course Michelle, I was referring to other people besides the ones here at BOL!!

I kind of noticed the pants thing at the Thanksgiving fiesta that we had at the parent's house. My dad and his brother have their pants jacked up around there mid stomach area, then later on in the day my sister points out that my mom is wearing her pants kind of high.

[dantheman0177]

So.... have you guys seen the photos from the White Trash party yet? We only posted the PG rated ones as to not get anyone in trouble

Michelle, whoever came up with that theme either should be congratulated or shot !

Still, the photos look pretty awesome and it is definately a theme that I am going to rip off at some time in the future.

[skipuppy]

lets see if it works

Why the stick people ceased to exist

[dantheman0177]

Very funny!

[ike]

this girl is insane!

[dantheman0177]

this girl is insane!

Yep, couldn't agree more....

And THAT is why I want to meet the girl and ride with her!!!

[skipuppy]

thanks dan- you will probably get to too. My best friend moved to Australia and I HAVE to visit her!!! Maybe that is where I will go this summer!!! I want to get a job at a mountain.. what do you think? Any advice would be appreciated. Muchas gracias!

[ike]

"Muchas gracias!"

hola mama sita besame mucho

[dantheman0177]

Any time my lady.

Where did your friend move to?

As for resorts, it sort of depends where you want to be closer to (Melbourne or Sydney).

I haven't ridden the New South Wales resorts but Mozzman is from up that way and tells me that Perrisher is great for carving. Lots of terrain but not super steep. I hear that Thredbo is steep but can get icy. I am going to go visit him for a weekend next year, so will be able to give a full report then.

As for Victorian resorts, I wouldn't even bother with Mt Buller. It is a great party hill, but that is about the extent of it. It is only ever good on it's very best days, otherwise it is crap. Mt Hotham is pretty good, but it gets frustrating that most of the decent runs funnell into one lift, so the bottom gets chopped up by ski school snakes and gumbys pretty quickly. Some good steep runs though and great powder when it turns on. If it is carving terrain you want, I suggest Falls Creek. They have a pretty good race course that is well groomed, and usually you can find some good carving terrain. I broke out the new board there this year and loved it.

[ike]

PRISON BREAK SEASON FINALE TONIGHT!!!

[ike]

PRISON BREAK SEASON FINALE TONIGHT!!!

IT WAS HORRIBLE!!!!!!! I was so dissapointed in the ending!

[carvedog]

and Ike stop using such big letters. It hurts my eyes.