Trench Digger
well, i headed south from grand junction to albuquerque for old college roommate of mine's wedding. i took the hwy 550. it went thru silverton. wow, its amazing to see snow on the pass at 10,910 (which is given pretty much). I truly enjoyed the fall foilage!!
Trench Digger
Sorry to disappoint Michelle. Nothing but one-handed web surfing here.
I am going to Tahoe this evening for a conference. Its supposed to snow up there. I'll bring a camera and post some pics if there's anything worth seeing. Gonna check out the matchstick productions "Push" movie at Squaw on Saturday night if anyone wants to join. Randy T, you around? I think I'm going to go home at lunch before driving up and grab a board and boots just in case there's anything worth hiking to for some October tracks.
Trench Digger
When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
One evening, he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.
"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a week or two, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars".
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much smarter than men.
Alpine Ace
It would be just my luck that this WOULD happen to me!!!Originally Posted by Sinecure
"With an ace up my sleeve and a sneaky Plan B"
"I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter"
Alpine Ace
Real reason women move to FLA.
Insert comment here....
Banned
Young girls dig bikes! Why? Because your motorcycle is viewed as an extension of your penis. Although it actually has nothing to do with your penis, females see your motorcycle as an external representative of what you've got in your leather pants. This is called symbolism.
http://osric.com/motorcycle/page4.html
groupie
i'm about to join a convent!!!!!!!!
"If I were kidding I'd be dressed like you."
Hardboot Wizard
what they don't realize is that it's an inverse proportion, the bigger the motor the smaller the "....." Most are soo disapointed when they learn the truth.
Carver Extraordinaire
There's a lot of people around Utah that drive big huge lifted trucks, and then you've got the Hummer's. Wouldn't the bike thing translate over to the big oversized trucks? I hope I'm not stepping on any toes here, but if I do I'm sorry in advance.
Banned
An Alabama man walks into his local bar with a big grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about?" Asks the bartender.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the man. "You know, I live by the
railway.Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to
the tracks, just like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free
and took her back to my place.
Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all
night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her
on top, every position imaginable!"
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"
"Dunno...Never found the head."
Trench Digger
Absolutley. I saw a commercial on TV a few months ago making fun of hummers. It showed a kid in the locker room looking all sad and everything, then text flashed that said "you remember in high school when all the other boys made fun of your little tiny wee-wee?"
Then it showed an older guy (30ish?) smiling, then it zoomed out and he was driving a hummer. The picture cut away, then showed a Hummer. Across the bottom it said "Well, this will show them"
The final screen showed the hummer and said "Hummer, The biggest Wee-Wee ever."
I'll see if I can dig it up
"I'll stuff you in the box like Schrödinger's cat - You'll be dead and alive until such a time as that - I check and make the wave function collapse - And if you ain't dead I'll cap your ass
Hardboot Wizard
I doubt it. There's a guy that lives in our street that drives an oversize truck, and he's the biggest s***head ever, and I'm sure he has a TINY ding-a-ling. Either that, or he's off his Prozac and has been for a while.
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
Trench Digger
If you want a giant pickup truck / penis extender, then you need an International CXT:
Now that's a truck! Heck, if they made an SUV version, it would be a great family ski car!
Carver Extraordinaire
That's a huge truck/penis extender! The sad thing is that I have seen people driving those in Utah.
Banned
so biker chicks aren't hot ???
Trench Digger
no.
The hottest type of chick is the fabled "Jeep Chick". They like it topless, dirty, and in the woods; what could be better?
"I'll stuff you in the box like Schrödinger's cat - You'll be dead and alive until such a time as that - I check and make the wave function collapse - And if you ain't dead I'll cap your ass
Hardboot Wizard
I think we have a tie between jeep and biker chicks.
Whoever gets this car defintly is compensating:
Its got cameras underneath, a winch on the front and back with alot of other "manly" things. Its called the Jeep Rescue and I guess they supposedly use it for search and rescue things. Dunno, but it was huge.
Its not how fast you snowboard, its how you snowboard fast
Who says hardbooters can't do freestyle-Hard Attack
Lord of the Ruts
are about 5'5, 300 lbs white chicks that look and sound like something that should be on a best of Jerry Springer DVD
and they think they're hot
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Banned
chicks that ain't skeered to get dirty in the woods are hard to come by.
not all biker chicks are skanks
Carver Extraordinaire
I still think that the hottest girls are the ones that can really ride a board. Like that one 20 something year old from usasa nationals was hot! I think she's from colorado...and could be reading this now.
Alpine Ace
Or at very least, do something active. You know, snowboard, surf, ride, paddle, climb, hike, whatever.
Beats the hell out of the "too-thin wish I was a model but i'm not quite up my own a** enough just yet to be one" types that you see in most clubs in the city.
"With an ace up my sleeve and a sneaky Plan B"
"I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter"
Trench Digger
I believe that dan is once again...THE MAN. Nailed it. RIght on the head. My girlfriend hikes, skis, bikes (road and Im working on the mountain), hunts, camps, and loves jeeping. I'm a lucky guy. I can't believe I ever doubted her.
"I'll stuff you in the box like Schrödinger's cat - You'll be dead and alive until such a time as that - I check and make the wave function collapse - And if you ain't dead I'll cap your ass
groupie
yeah so... where are all you super active GUYS again?? prolly live in east overshoe... any guy i've been on a date with lately can't get out of his own way, never mind ride or do anything beyond channel surfing. UGH.
"If I were kidding I'd be dressed like you."
Alpine Ace
"are about 5'5, 300 lbs white chicks that look and sound like something that should be on a best of Jerry Springer DVD and they think they're hot"
this is a much broader NATIONAL problem. American women in general think they're so hot. through extensive travel and a semester abroad, I feel confident in saying that in general, American women are in the bottom half of the BIBLE (Barry's International Beautiful Ladies Encyclopedia). of course there are attractive ones, but i frequently have experienced a disproportiante amount of 'tude in comparison to the overall physical package. and then guys act nice trying to impress them. HA...do the opposite they'll like it!
of course i'll probably marry an American, but would love a european or S.American
Alpine Ace
I told you about 10,000 views ago that you gotta come visit Oz. I'm sure I have at least one friend who would meet your requirements!
"With an ace up my sleeve and a sneaky Plan B"
"I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter"
Hardboot Wizard
Yeah, that's what I love about Aspen. I haven't dated an American in over a year and a half. French, Swiss, Thai, Argentinian, etc. women are so much more interesting. I'm in the process of learning Thai and I've got a great teacher.of course i'll probably marry an American, but would love a european or S.American
Bring on the snow!!
groupie
you're just saying they're much more interesting because they nod appreciatively at everything you say LOL (j/k)... to that end, i'll say (in cartman's voice "screw you guys i'm goin to Oz!!!!"
hahaha
dan for real i just need to save the money up and i'm there. one of my very good friends lives in melbourne with his wife
"If I were kidding I'd be dressed like you."
groupie
i dont want to get hitched right now... (if i wanted to i could just say yes to one of the people who've asked
"If I were kidding I'd be dressed like you."
Hardboot Wizard
They're mainly interesting cos they're different from you. As a Kiwi girl living in a North American city, guys love me. I can have a dozen guys all over me in a bar here, just by opening my mouth! And I'm like, dude, I come from a Commonwealth country just like you ...
However, different is as different does ... culture differences are big ones. Not to say, though, that I wouldn't swoon when some dark and handsome Italian guy speaks Italian to me (melt in steaming puddle all over the floor...)
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
Mr. Stratton
I don't know what to say except that, this hit a chord....
Conversation from my last "date"...and I quote: "I like to get outside, hike, goto the beach...". I'm thinking cool!
Few days later I set up a date that includes the beach,a little SURFING, and dinner. She bails out that afternoon....
The journey is the destination.
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