I have to cougar dodge nearly every day.. fake boobs, fake lips, botox, facelifts... . Forget DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES think desperate divorcees.
If only they at least looked like Bryce Kellogg- ski with a Cougar for a week and you are branded as their mate.. its weird out here. You have to ride alone.
But... I do know a woman who was in ASPEN EXTREME as an extra...
But...it gets better.
I had an extra room to rent out out and parking space. Some very blonde sounding person answered the parking space ad thinking it was for an apartment. The said they were two South African girls 21, and 26 years old looking for a place and would split a room and share a full size bed..
So I gave them a "Gilmour Ski Deal".
I rented the room out for $600 each ($1200 total) .. and they will work my hot chocolate cart and be hostesses for the MIT students I am bringing in for my wind power project and move with me while I rent out my place.
The 26 year old works in a pet store and takes care of my turtles.
The 21 year old (Dutch and German) is the most attractive girl in Aspen- not kidding , the hottest one living here I have seen in a year. 5' 9" Long blonde hair- perfect features...Slim and fit - flat flat flat stomach- yes you could run a true bar on it....with legs that go on forever..Stunning.. I rented to her sight unseen. I love when my roommates come home... how unusual.
She is the best cougar repellent a man could wish for- the hungry Cougars look at their prey (me) and realize that they can't attract squat with her around, and go onto their next victim.
I dialed her in last night to her bindings (19.5 " stance) long legs- taking her snowboarding tomorrow.
Plus they are super polite and helpful- like having Au Paires around the house. They vaccuum, clean , do all the dishes, laundry- they even iron my sheets!
... now I have to teach them to wax and scrape snowboards. She works at boogies- so all my BlueJeans are discounted.
She invited me to come stay with her this offseason in Port Elizabeth South Africa to go kiting.
With the two girls in the same tiny bed they can never have guys sleep over.. its perfect.
I now have no reason to ever leave my condo except to snowboard.
Even Bryce Kellogg would stay away if she saw this...