Loon/WV Opening Days

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

i will be bringing some of bd6's favorites to main event up at the hodge podge lodge:

1. slapshot
2. youngblood
3. the program
4. best in show
5. apocolypse now
6. sideways

my sister said she had one of my fight tapes kikkin around from the 96-97 season. i say we set up a projector at the euro carve evalution session and show some old fashioned dony-brooks in the bar obove the lodge.

did any of you guys see goldberg yesterday on that 164? the guy was honkin on da ting. 705-487-0751 "paging doctor sutton" keannu reeves youngblood.

loon did lay-off there snow makers until november. i would like to thank them for another unforgetable epic year at ln. i would also like to thank ln management for bringing in a he-she to check the tickets over at the kank! . wtf!

seriuosly who would be interested in masters program at ln next year? i was thinking hill space either morning from 8 till noon. if so i would try to tie it in into the jj show. just a heads up it would be extra money, anywhere from $500-$800. let me know 1st who's inetrested and ill negotiate the rest.

ive looked into the mirror and i took off my stock tires and bought a 8" suspension lift and put on some 37" mud terrains. i also measured the trenches from yesterday and mine were the deepest. i took out my acceptance letters from bc, cornell and harvard.
heres my new theme song!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWfZ5SZZ4xE
i love patti labelle

[polaris]

I like the idea of master's training but, the extra cost would be tough to justify.

Looks like another southern storm will miss ski country again. I love looking at my mangled edges after a day of riding. Go LOON!

Cornell and Harvard. I can't stop laughing. Now that's "ciaos", i mean chaos.

[stevo]

jd luv the new and improved you

gates- too much good $$$$ after bad fuhr me....besides i need a new quiver (gfyloon) and sum real good mittens cuz i have bad circulation in my units...errrrrr digits

[Enzo]

jd we know you play Patti 24/7 on your geypod in the RAM. Did you check out the comments on that vid?? Is this gem yours from 6 days ago: "This song actually makes my dick look bigger." BOL JohnDeere = YouTube bvllets?????

I'd pony up the cash for gates if we had guaranteed lane space on Coolidge. If it's <$500 anywhere, anytime.

Guys thanks for opening up the T32 Demo Shack yesterday. The VSR 64 is a blast to ride. I was waiting for Polaris to go John Rambo on me to get his board back. I think he thought about it b/c he tailgated me all the way to Speed Factory in an attempt to finish off the job. Can't wait to try the 77 up at the Loaf. Time to clean out the quiva.

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

maybe if bode had his ski's tuned at sport thoma he would have done bettA, or better yet if he used the "bode miller sample ski's from sport thoma shop" who knows??????

not hatin on bode, just a couple Cock $ucker tuning know it alls up in north lincoln! "get over it" don henley

[stevo]

they brought out the good stuff for bode....eh

[Enzo]

I don't know what's funnier tonight....
TT's Olympic spoilers on BOL or the Jimmy Macelroy/Chazz Michael Michaels lookalikes on tv right now.

[trailertrash]

I don't know what's funnier tonight....
TT's Olympic spoilers on BOL

Spoiler!

Man, people get cranky about their tv time. Who knew?

The loaf is firming up. They tilled everything up pretty deep last week and it was soft for the "Go 50" crowd. We have had a few warm sunny afternoons and it has firmed up re-freezing. It is still good though.

[RobertAlexander]

I was at wv this morning for an hour, snow fall looked like a 2 or 3 inch,just enough, it will be better carving thursday and friday,once it sets up a little. Have fun.// I am taking something out of the oven in about an hour. It laid up great, we'll see.

[Enzo]

I rode Loon yesterday and felt right at home with all the other ma$$holes. It was like a high school reunion for me...wicked pissa good time!! My day started off riding up the gondi with three 7th graders from Seekonk wondering "what the hardest trail at Loon?, where are the glades? where's mt Washington? where's the LMP? how do you get to the top?, etc, etc" Enough with the questions JONGs....I'm in the fkn ZONE!!!!

Conditions were really good. The LCI guys would probably call it ice, but on the T32 snowmeter it was HERO hardpack!! Pretty firm and fast but very edgeable. Lots of fun!! Speaking of LCI, it was 30 degrees and I spotted at least one gayda violation!!

Here's the checklist for the Loaf:
Stubby
Chubby
Monstah
AM
Softies (possible storm next week)
Sidewindas
Redbull
Advil
PBR
CliffBars

Am i missing anything??

[big mario]

Conditions were really good. The LCI guys would probably call it ice, but on the T32 snowmeter it was HERO hardpack!! Pretty firm and fast but very edgeable. Lots of fun!! Speaking of LCI, it was 30 degrees and I spotted at least one gayda violation

Enzo, why the throwdown guy?
Ice shmice, you're just jealous,
30 degrees? I'm shirtless wit my bhudda belly bouncin and my backhair flowin in the breeze.
Rumor has it that there may be some fancy teflon race wax headed your way for you goons to test complimnets of hot rod and Ink
STFHOTLCIARYP
mario

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

big macho,

you'll have to excuse my friends rough attitude, he's in the fhukkin zone right now!

he hasn't been the same since the verbal blowjobs he recieved sunday on our, "tear you down and then build you up" program that we use over at T32. the guy was honkin on a board that was built for a guy 40lbs heavier than him, along with hells angel look he has achieved. you would think the guy did some hard time at MCI Walpole or something.

next time you see the keannu reeves look alike, kick him in the balls for me! also tell him to his son rides better tham him!

hope all is well in CO, you lucky pricks!

love,

BD6

Enzo, why the throwdown guy?
Ice shmice, you're just jealous,
30 degrees? I'm shirtless wit my bhudda belly bouncin and my backhair flowin in the breeze.
Rumor has it that there may be some fancy teflon race wax headed your way for you goons to test complimnets of hot rod and Ink
STFHOTLCIARYP
mario

[big mario]

next time you see the keannu reeves look alike, kick him in the balls for me! also tell him to his son rides better tham him!

hope all is well in CO, you lucky pricks!

love,

BD6

Dear BD6,
We ain't that lucky right now, I bent my manly sized virus avoiding some dirt and rocks pokin thru tiehack parkway back on the first day of the carve fest. Haven't told the wiffer yet, though I got it for a nice price, my gear budget is blown for a while. Now I gotta ride those old glass sticks, no more forgiveness for bad technique. Our coverage sucks, though things are looking up. I will relay your message to Keanu
mario
mario

[stevo]

Here's the checklist for the Loaf:
Stubby
Chubby
Monstah
AM
Softies (possible storm next week)
Sidewindas
Redbull
Advil
PBR
CliffBars

Am i missing anything??

blueberry pie, blueberry muffins, blueberry pancakes, blueberry soup....guy my tongue looks like a chowchows and i sh!t like a deer

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

skoal mint
copenhagen staight long cunt
marlboro reds
parliments lights
chainsaws
camo gear
carharts
eyeblack
duct tape
tow straps
diesel fuel additive
snoop dog cd
bud light wheat
bud light lime
makers mark
snow machines
4 wheelers
1/2 tons
3/4 tons
1 tons
team jacket
team pants
white boots with wax
T32 sticka the joint!

blueberry pie, blueberry muffins, blueberry pancakes, blueberry soup....guy my tongue looks like a chowchows and i sh!t like a deer

i luv this bar, i think the groomin hear is the most wicked pissa in hampsha, the lmp is the most pissa in hampsha, i love that 1/2 the snow they make here is for us to puss out over, day after day, after day. i have a sweet time in the pahk and at my table that i reserve for the season so i can play poka during the day while im holding the table for my bro's. people should know betta than to sit were we sit, where like a badass bike gang, but on burtons and baggy flourescent pants. sweet time jibbin, jumpin, huckin, launchin, drinkin, droppin, stompin, railin, thats the way we roll our joints!

pissa up a rope and fuhk a duck!

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

P R O T O T Y P E !

[trailertrash]

enzo made the team proud today. you should see the stones on that guy carvin down gondi line. even though hes got back to back chute deployments at noon he is still getting it done.

[stevo]

that guy enzo is an animal but you have to snuggle with him on those windy rides up the chair....are you comfortable in your manhood??



axel longschlongs eces checklist continued:

pbr-bismol
tampons soaked in doe urine
mac-10 and spare clips
tree stand with commode
diet bluberry redbull
capri snow pants
HAMC vest
smelling salts

AND I GOT THIS GUY FOR WED:

[trailertrash]

i think the snuggle time recharges him. he comes out swinging like a garanimal! he was so jacked after coming down gondi he was ready to fssu! he was hi fiving the wifer and everything. he did a hulk hogan pose and his helmut almost popped off.

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

who's the GUY with the ford mustang "mustache" ?

what was he givin out free mustache rides at the loaf ? wtf is goin on up there ? verbal blowjobs, cuddling, tech talk, glennc has a boy toy, noon parachute clinics, tinkering, puffers, wifs on the same chair ???????

From the intel that i recieved from our bus driver, bucyrus was the only one honoring the code of conduct. i understand when in rome act as the romans do but grow a set, and act as if !

act as if, you grew up near a federal prison!
act as if, you look like a known associate!
act as if, you have a close freind with overly powered diesel trucks.
act as if, you competed in the baystate league.
act as if, you piss on used tampons and **** from a tree stand.
act as if, you can grow a beard in 10minutes.
act as if, you love chewing tobacco when the wifs not around.

[Enzo]

Dear Team 32,
Haven't showered or shaved for 6 days strong. I look and smell like a grizzly bear but dilligaf!!! Conditions are perfect for prime snowbeard cultivation. Picked up 4" today on top of soft pp and the place was a ghost town! Pockets of pow on the edges and choppy but soft through the middle of the trails. The Koila AM has awesome eegehold in the pow...this tings a gamechanger! Potential for a couple of FEET thru Friday. Time to break out the snorkel!! I luv this fkn place! If I don't make it to Stratton, you'll know where to find me.
Later,
Enzo

Ps. TT has been a great host so the guy earned himself a stikka. You should've seen how excited he was!!

[Enzo]

OMFG!!
Knee deep+ and still nuking!! Found the door to the white room on Gondi line. Face shots t2b! I wasn't joking about that snorkel!!

[powdahbonz]

u farking bastid
How much? 24" 30"? More?

[trailertrash]

Ps. TT has been a great host so the guy earned himself a stikka.

careful, you will ruin the bol rep i've worked so hard at earning!



had to clear the snow off my truck driving home this afternoon. they reported 1.5 feet at the top of spillway this morning...

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

careful, you will ruin the bol rep i've worked so hard at earning!



had to clear the snow off my truck driving home this afternoon. they reported 1.5 feet at the top of spillway this morning...

what should i bring for my saturday morning quiva?
hurton burton softie setup or my
177 chubb set back with the prototype turbo diesel sidewinders.

and the chili is off the stove in the tupaware ready to go!

[stevo]

just climbed outa the foxhole i dug on hampton beach....are the bad crabs big or small??
hey i wonder how polaris did in his BX race this w/e....wish i was there, he told the otha top seed to bring a baggie cuz he was gonna knock his fkn teeth out...goguygo

[Enzo]

It was an amazing week at the Loaf!! 9 days of riding. JH/UT-like epic snowfall!! 5 feet of snow in 5 days!!! The best pow days I’ve ever had on the East Coast. Thurs, Fri, & Sat KNEE DEEP POW every run!! TT and I were the 3rd tracks down Kings Landing on both Fri & Sat!! Thigh deep drifts on upper Gondi. UNBELIEVABLE!!!

A couple of pics from the crackberry. Blower faceshots from Thurs on Gondi. The other one...after a 4 hour tilt at the bah, we realized that you can take the BD6 out of Mass, but ya can't take the Ma$$hole out of BD6!!

Next up on the FSSU list.....Stratton.

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

i don't even know where to start.

i guess it could start with walking into jonny macks and seeing an action photo of the shurmenator haning on his wall, the only thing missing on the piucture was shurmies autograph! Or overserving myself on the last leg of my 6hr haul up to da loaf, then better yet seeing TT's eyes lite up, when he fired up my dura-stroke eater. i also had a chance to spend some qaulity time with king beck, wrench talkin about twin overhead dual cams, on a custom 4wd prototype saab. i guess im a hp/tq snobb, all i really care about is the end result, puttin rubber to the road. my personal favorite was drifting past about 25 cars on the service road with my odometer reading 120, but really going about 50. oh yeah, i forgot about the one toothed MAIN-AH MILITIA, smokin heaters, drinking maine-shine out of coffee cups, missin teeth, camo one pieces, ***k this, ***k that, "***kin i dont care guy, i'll do a ***kin front flip off the ***kin thing". holy $hit, i thought maine day was on thursdays, i guess they didn't get the memo.

all in all, too much snow, long liftlines, broken chair lifts, etc, etc. i'll have to go back soon to get a better vibe from $hitshowloaf!

i'll be seeing you wee little pricks soon! i already have my pbr's in the kooh-lah!

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

i don't even know where to start.

i guess it could start with walking into jonny macks and seeing an action photo of the shurmenator haning on his wall, the only thing missing on the piucture was shurmies autograph! Or overserving myself on the last leg of my 6hr haul up to da loaf, then better yet seeing TT's eyes lite up, when he fired up my dura-stroke eater. i also had a chance to spend some qaulity time with king beck, wrench talkin about twin overhead dual cams, on a custom 4wd prototype saab. i guess im a hp/tq snobb, all i really care about is the end result, puttin rubber to the road. my personal favorite was drifting past about 25 cars on the service road with my odometer reading 120, but really going about 50. oh yeah, i forgot about the one toothed MAIN-AH MILITIA, smokin heaters, drinking maine-shine out of coffee cups, missin teeth, camo one pieces, ***k this, ***k that, "***kin i dont care guy, i'll do a ***kin front flip off the ***kin thing". holy $hit, i thought maine day was on thursdays, i guess they didn't get the memo.

all in all, too much snow, long liftlines, broken chair lifts, etc, etc. i'll have to go back soon to get a better vibe from $hitshowloaf!

i'll be seeing you wee little pricks soon! i already have my pbr's in the kooh-lah!

[polaris]

Didn't make it to Whaleback. DNS. I had to tend to the back-up gen at the house and keep the de-ah meat frozen. Made sure the TV had power and watched the Godfather. Unitil got us back up by mid-afternoon.

See you on Wednesday.