Loon/WV Opening Days

[polaris]

I'll need a few more. I used my last one on my new avitard.

[Enzo]

dear chubby little secret,
it's game time and wtf!!!! you've gone Dice-K on us?!?!?!?!!? there's absolutely no excuse showing up to training camp out of shape. where's the fckin discipline????? quit whining about your low reps on the NordikTrak & thigh master. the best kick in the ass is to get back on the board!! I know you carpet surfed all summa with the T32 video blasting on the big screen tv. you're ready to go!! $10 tix @BW and lifts start turning at 9am. meet up with us in Nawfords Crotch.

[stevo]

lmmffaopass me anotha mf margpolaris will be ***in pissed hes haadcore guy jeeeezyoure playin w/

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

stevo,

this sport is 90% mental and 10% physical. the deck is up against you mentally. pyhooys and do it to it, your a fhukkin specimen! the only thing holding you back is the 90%, pyhooys and stfuarmf! WE expect BIG things out of you BIG GUY. now act as if, rule 76, no excuses, ride like a champion, ova!

polaris,

instead of your wisdom on growing a full beard, be a fhukkin team player and make a donation to the cause you cheap prick! you're up.

bd6 ova and out!

[Enzo]

T32 Press Release

November 8, 2009

Team 32 players ***** & ****** opened up the 20009-2010 season with a 3rd chair showing at Bretton Woods yesterday. The trail was short & flat, but the snow was great. Surprisingly, the paparazzi sprang out of the woods and snapped several spy photos of the pre-season training session. One of the shots actually made it onto the Bretton Woods website. http://www.mountwashingtonresort.com...otos_and_cams/ **** was quoted as saying, “This is what happens when you’re down two men, we lost our security detail and our bearded lookout guy dressed in camos.” The paparazzi managed to escape before any Sean Penn inspired retaliation. After this ghey photo caption, ”We haven't even carved the turkey yet but snowboarders are already carvin' turns at Bretton Woods!”, T32 is considering legal action against Bretton Woods.

In other T32 news, the 1st day of the season gong show continues with T32’s ritual of its 2:1 Drinking to Snowboarding ratio. Once again T32 sets itself apart from other outfits as the hybrid “drinking team with a snowboarding problem”.

[stevo]

GUYS are those snowtube tracks wtf?? looks like a black diamond parking lot anyway. the beer elitist wont let them in the house never mind the fridge....i sit in the garage, with my warm pbrs, redman, oliva smokes and polish my edges....in the dark....nice and shiny...gettin ready....oh yeah....brrrrAAAPPPP.......aaaahahahahahahaha

[polaris]

You probably didn't see me cuz of the Camo! Maybe you heard me shootin?

I left early because I hit a deer with my new metal coiler. The ski patrol let me keep it!

[Enzo]

Guy that looks just like the deer that got steam rolled last week between exits 24 & 25. How many crows did you swat to get it in your truck?? Congrats!!

Save some of the fur for jd. I'm not kidding.....Mr. Aspen Extreme wants to line the bottom of his pantaloons to match his roadkill hood.

[stevo]

hope you have a big freezer cuz the gang is really lookin forward to surf-n-turf at the next polaris beach bbqss.....nice

[stevo]

looks like ONLY polaris and i singlehandedly pulled the dow well ova 10K this year....should the new logo be a wallet with moths flying out of it???????

back in black team spec coiler clydesdale edition- built per memo #bd666

+23" stance width......i'm happier than a dog with two dicks

[Enzo]

lookin' good!!
but how are you gonna get that one past the wif?? put some antlers on that thing!!

[polaris]

Real sharp looking borad you have there. Is that the same spec as BD6s chubby or something else. Gimme some specs here.

I'm thinking if you wrap it in a deer hide and drag it though the front door the wife will think you took up hunting. Women love a man who puts meat on the table and in the freezer. Antlers are optional.

[stevo]

skulls, antlers, bullet holes are all effing badasss

182 monster 21cm wide.....here are some cuts from BV:

Monsters are one of my favorites as you feel like a hero on those babies! The sidecut on those is not a big variable as it is only about 1m apart as this allows the metal to do its thing. The ability for the board to vary the turn in this model is the flex pattern as the slightly softer mid and tail will wrap turns incredibly tight. I was using my 88 with 15/16m and was wrapping as tight as my buddy on his classic 11.5m when I could really pressure the edge . Pop comes from these when you are riding centered and the rebound from the overflexing will get you in the air in good snow.fficeffice" />>>
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NSRs are very high taper race oriented with stiffer mid and rear sections. Monsters have a bit more turny sidecut and much softer mid/rear section, not as much taper. This allows for a very safe ride as they will only give you good pop when riding with weight centered. The softer mid really lets you crank tight turns as the 14 to 16m used on those will crank down to 12m type turns when you get on it aggressively. You give up a hair of stability and edge hold but those properties are still awesome due to the metal. This is of course compared to the NSR which is the ultimate in both of those categories so you are not giving up much. One very unique property of tha Monster flex is it will tighten a turn if your weight gets back rather than the boards pushing you back forward and accelerating.
You give up a bit of rebound but the ability to maintain control while getting bounced around really grows on you.
BV-STFUAR&DILLIGAF>>

[bigdyno]

I was in down-state NY and saw what must be the top secret hush-hush Team 32 K2 PBR skwal. I didn't know you guys had such pull.....

[Enzo]

hey aren't those the limited run k2 Obsetheds??
bv's new topsheet material....30 pack of pbrs!! wicked damp!!!

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Re: Opening Days Update
Just talked with a coworker whose husband works on ski patrol. No snowmaking happening this week due to warm daytime temps. If temps cooperate, they're hoping to get things up & running for a possible Thanksgiving opening next week.

I'm jonesin'...I might head ova to SR for a few hours on Sat am instead.

[polaris]

I was thinking of specifying Line-X Spray On for my next topsheet. I wonder if it would work.

[stevo]

how about ANTLERS (or horns), bullet holes, skulls, blood splatter, gaping wounds..........

[Enzo]

break out the surf board....50 degrees and a torrential downpour!!
next week doesn't look good either.

[jp1]

PBR, wow they still make (use to work for them) that stuff?

[Enzo]

After months of searching and countless auditions, T32 has finally found their official house band and team anthem:

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

BARHP, BARHP, BARHP !

[stevo]

them fuggen white trash homos must fry a mean bacon loaf on turkey day...fo's wish they had a stud logo

[bigdyno]

Stickers please....

[polaris]

Stika privileges are not extended to non-members. Try-outs run thru December.

Jackal sounds good to me. "How the hell can you not play a chainsaw?" I'm gonna swap out the bar oil for olive oil and use the stihl to carve my bird tomorrow. Brrrrraaaaapppppppp appp appppppp! Fuggahs!

[Enzo]

While you guys were whining about lack of snow and playin' the stranger, T32 was FSSU and hitting the pow hard. Of course the running joke rings true....when it rains in Linkin' it's snowin' at Cannon!! Woke up at 7am and saw the report of 14-18" at BW. As always T32 is prepared as a fkn boy scout. We made the trip to BW with carvin gear & hiking gear in tow. Things looked good at BW but ski patrol told us that they weren't opening up their expanded terrain until noon. We decided to head back south and hike Cannon instead. Sh!t was going off at Cannon!!! About 20 people hiking and skinning up Avalanche. Snow was pretty good...knee deep but a little sierra cement like with some wind scour on the top few inches...but we can't complain!! Full on pow day in November!!!! FKNA!!!! GFY!!!!

[stevo]

the puking ram was the best part of that vid......what's the stardate on that rig anyway

bigdude5.7
ovaandout

[Enzo]

I cleaned up the vid a little bit and added a new soundtrack.

Team 32 @ Cannon 11-28-09 from Team 32 on Vimeo.

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

did gleb visit you last night? then you and the road ragin hotdog lady of your's, get into your cassette collection from unh and come up with that. that completely depletes what really went on that day. that song sounds like a typical day at waterville! dtmfh and edit the rage back in ova!

barhp, barhp, barhp!

[Enzo]

Got word today that Loon is planning on opening Saturday. Not sure how they're gonna pull it off with the rain on Thurs and above average temps on Friday.

JD so you've never listened to Ween????? guy next time you're ova my house bring the Ipoooop. i'll delete all of your BoyzIIMen, Marky Mark & the Funky Bunch, Madonna, Lionel Richie, & DJ Jazzy Jeff.....it's time for some real music. Ween's a complete gong show....right up T32's alley!!!

Give it another listen. You'll appreciate the lyrics.

[stevo]

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