Loon/WV Opening Days

[Enzo]

get your chaps & yellow pants ready...

From the BW website:
Comments: The snow we made last week is hanging in there, but with recent warm temps snowmaking has been on hold. Things look good for colder weather later this weekend and at the beginning of next week. We will start blasting again as soon as possible and aim to open up next weekend!

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

dtmfh

[Enzo]

Looch,
Just got your message. Guy, while you were busy checking yourself out in a mirror, I was on a full blown 007 reconnassaince mission at Exit 32. The snowguns are all in position and ready to be fired up. No snow on the ground yet, but Upper Flume had a dusting. The bar in the Bunyan Room has been moved & renovated. It looks good, but no more storage cubbies. Season passes are in hand and we're ready to go live on Nov 22nd!!
dth

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

what could have they possibly done to that place too attract more cougers! that place was perfect. it had some great blind spots, you could really create some angles in that joint. im heart broken, this could be the end on an era for me, if i dont get myself situated early and often.

guy, are you going to be around this weekend? the wif and i want to head up this weekend to get away. ive been painting my house for the 5 weekends. i should have just run da place over with the d-8 before we moved in and started from scratch. im bumming that its going to rain, i was really thinking of heading over to bretton woods for some turns in the morning. ill keep you posted.

hopefully steve is ready for his 09 back in black comeback tour. however, from the looks of it from his biker guy cigar grin pic, he's got some spinning classes to attend.

[stevo]

they moved the baa?!? kmac-chatta will be all F'd up...he'll be walking into walls and pissin in the corner. AND THEY BETTER HAVE BUD WINE COOLERS THIS SEASON OR THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO DO MORE REMODELING

jd i'm not dickin around, i'm off the midol juice and in the gym 5+ days/week-down to 225 ripped. mojo and i have a combine test and weigh-in on day 1.

DTMFH&GFY'S

[Flyin Hawaiian]

Ok I did! New Coiler 176 AM! After 2 months of indecision I finallly pulled the trigger.

[Enzo]

cold weather all week. snow guns are supposed to be fired up tonight.

I'll call it....Bunyan Room 7:45am sharp Saturday for the inaugural 08-09 toast.

The run for the Gauntlet begins!!

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

guy,

shahpin the dahts at the bah 7:45 shahp!

i peeked in the winda at the new bah, it looks like a stahbucks in there. im gonna have to set the tempo, early with a big hit!

[Enzo]

gOoN's sayin' t2b for Saturday!!

the pbr better be open. I'll be ready for lightnings @ 10.

[stevo]

no ball and chain!


T32 BEER HUNTERS

[polaris]

Can't make it till next Friday.

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

im all in!

my only question is, will petee bring the hotdog lady, or his a-game? hes already started bitchin about the cold and asked if i was going to bring the puff to the scrimage tommorow. not a great attitude heading into the season, in my eyes.

red bull toast @ 7:58am paul bunyan "bunny" room

[Enzo]

i'm all fn business and ready to go. the puffer comment was for you...don't want your masssshole to get cold guy.

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

tied for 1st place
john deere with 7 cups down the hatch + 3hr drive home
stevo with 7 cups down the hatch + 2hr drive home

2nd place
enzo with 6 cups, 1 sandwich, 3 waters, 4 midols. pretty impressive stats even with all the kicking and screaming that went on today! 16min ride home.

tied for last
kenmacmustache 17 time champion and favorite to win this one again
deer hunter
mojo
flyin haiwain
glennc

[stevo]

having a hangaround with a fishing lure stuck in his mouth


2.5 hrs on the snow and 3.5 hrs of BR shenanigans


getting a$pen beaver pelt fur stuck in your eye

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

i know i didn't run this by upper management. i dont know were my head was at the time of purchase, aspen maybee, or even wanting to be an extra on the hills, when they follow hiedi home to crested butte. i apologize and will take full responsability for my actions.

but in all defense of the the duke. this could be a great conversation starter for us. either with a pair of wobbling cougers, or a bunch of sweat time punks on our terf. whatever the occasion that the helly hansen instigator brings on, the guy in the jacket is ready for anything!

dtmfh @ gf your local sweat time punk.




http://www.hellyhansen.com/product/J...6727/view/1137

[Gleb]

how it go? I'll be there next sunday if its good.

[Enzo]

Impressive first day guys. I was pleasantly surprised with the great snow quality for Nov 22nd. Blown away that you had your Coilers out in Nov!!! That's awesome!!!

so jd starts the season off and sets the tone right away with a big time fashion statement. I still don't know what to think. I couldn't sleep last night. The wif said I was having nightmares, twitching & talking in my sleep all night long!!! She kept hearing me mumbling "fur ball", "wtf is that", and "cougar bait". Is that thing team issue?? Was it made of Ewoks??

What's the name of it??
Da Muff Huntah??
Hairy Sanchez??
Porn Star Stache??
Geraldo at Large??
Kenny Jr???

I'm worried about you choosing style ova function guy. Did you put a H/H patch over the Bogner label??? What's next CB lycra speed pants and Ugg boots?? WTF guy?!?!? Are you taking fashion cues from Reggie Dunlop????????

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

the instigator by h.h thats the name, guy!

im still on the fence, i actually cant wait to see what polaris thinks of it. the good news is that its only 8 buttons away from being removed. i can always button the beav-stache back on when i take the pro cut jet to aspen.

ill see you friday at the pbr around 7:45am. ill bring you some tissues, so your eye liner doesn't drip on the new rug. also get me the 411 on the aid, to see who was inquiring about the D.I.L.F's marital status. i have look alikes in the area, that can put on a good closet show for the boys.

try to line up a football game in plymouth for friday. t32 vs sweetie pie time

[Enzo]

guy weekday lifts start turning at 9am. there was so much snow yesterday that I had a 2-1/2 foot snowbank at the bottom of my driveway and needed to get plowed. all the rain, fog, and overnight warm spell corned everything up. snow consistency is more like frozen spring crust. was planning on going this afternoon but I think I'll pass on the mashed potatoes and wait til Friday for the gravy.

[Enzo]

check it out....Polaris makes it on TV
jump to 1:26 in the vid. glad they didn't have the tv cameras in the Bunyan Room to capture our shtshow.
dth

http://www.wmur.com/video/18167616/index.html

[Gleb]

sick. You're 5 miliseconds of fame. Act on it now, or your endorsements won't bite.

I'll be at the bunyan room 7:40 or so. Anyone else going?

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

this guy is the real deal!

after we split and maccockedzie thought he would head out on the hill to work on perfecting the toe side chatta-slide. i went home and grabbed the nsr and the wif, and we took some turns in the pak for the rest of the day. well when i went to the ba to meet up with my goon in law, guess who had wrapped up the bud light cup 08/09 title in one day.
lets put it this way when i saw maccockedzie at 4:00pm, he had drank more than we did on the day 1 massacre, and he was probably a beer or two away from closing in on our day 2 totals, COMBINED! however, he did make me proud when he brought some of his new roomies by the bitter end late night.

i just hope this isn't the direction where heading in for the 08/09 season, this is bad.

well, im getting thru my hangover, i gonna head to the hill and ***k some $hit up!

[Gleb]

awesome first day. The snow got better in the afternoon. I have full faith in the coiler now. Some of the fastest carving I've done up till now...not that fast, but fast for me. I think I'll need a cane for tomorrow.

Good seeing ya JD.

Enzo, the madd is unreal. Holds as well as the coiler, just makes you work more.

My next trip up north will be in 2 weekends. Finals are gonna rape me. I'll be walking weird until new years till the tears heal.

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

gleb,

i was thinking a full body cast and a live in nurse. guys in the nfl had it easier than you did yesterday! ive never seen someone fall so many times in one day, it must have been a world record! you must be black and blue from head to toe! remember that one run you took down basin street, after you made the comment on how well the alice n wonderland pot smoker special was handling the ice. holy $hit! im surprised you still had your teeth after a couple of those.

when you come back up in a couple weeks, ill let you borrow my hockey pants, elbow pads, shoulder pads, helmet w/cage and bring a mouth piece!

it was a real treat riding with you and ken maccockzie all day, never dull moment when your riding with the two sharpest tarts in the bunch!

good luck with school and get some rest!

[Gleb]

its true. I got outta bed like 3 hours late for my 8 am class. My leading ass cheek (left) is a lil bruised up. Guess I can't do my mankini spreads for FHM for a few weeks.

I was falling less near the end of the day. It was hurting too much to get up so I tried harder to fall. My arms are even sore from getting up all the time. I stayed till closing because I knew I'd regret every run I didn't take while studying.

At the end of each run I was puffing like an obese football player after cleaning up the KFC buffet. I'll be in better shape next time you see me.

Back I go to an adderall induced 8 hour study marathon. Yay for drugs!

[Enzo]

sounds like we have a front runner for the 08/09 BenGay Award. you guys really fkd some sht up.

got an email from de Santis. boards will be ready 12/7. I'm having mine shipped so I get em midweek.

dth

[polaris]

We have some pretty simple rules for this thread. Rule #1 - no images of naked or near naked men (GS suits are OK). Gleb, I shouldn't have to explain this to you. Now go run some stairs so you can get down the hill without puking up a lung.

[stevo]

gOoNs

[Enzo]

stevo is that a pic of you from the WWE amateur night at the Club Casino??

i'll be up Sat AM. I'm headed to Boston on Sunday for a Xmas party.

Do you have an extra set of red bts springs?? I'll trade you a big vat of fluff for em.