Loon/WV Opening Days

[Gleb]

I always thought what doesn't kill you now, will kill you later. Although in your case, I think the tree stump won't mess with ya again, so I think you're safe.

I think it would make my sandwich way too fluffy. I can't really afford any more legal fees so I'll change it up a bit.
Would this be better?:

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

glebony,
not only does that look like my coiler canadian pride topsheet, it also looks like you after fluff and strawberry sandwich. f@ck guy, you wear more fluff and jelly than you eat, you shaky drunk. i think saturday we'll put you to the test. ill bring a breathalizer from the state police, and if you can blow a higher score than kencamackenziegus, your for real. hope your up to the challenge, he usually ties a good one on friday nights! dth

[Gleb]

wish I could take you up on that but i'll have to wait for 2 weekends. If you got a breathalysers and a place for me to crash (not crash into), I'm down! Can't do it when people are depending on me for a ride.

[Enzo]

storm track just shifted...
possibly 4-8 inches coming in on Friday.

[polaris]

My Prior FWD is still in delam status. So it's either softs or race boards. Bring on the sno!

[Enzo]

the snow tapers off late tomorrow afternoon.

the weekend should be all groomed & hero snow.

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

only old woman count! just come preppared, excuses are like a$$holes everybody's got one!

lawn bod, shot bod, bodda cross bod, faw by faw bod, caws bod, shipyaad bod, guy mustachio bod!

i found new powder mustaches walking my japanese fighting dog over on south mountain! its wide open, hopefully enzo can still guide in the trees?

8 bells pbr, ova!

[Enzo]

i may head up there today to scope out some of those lines with the coilah all-ova bord. i'll keep an eye out for the world record cliff hucker kamakamenzie schooling the punks in his softies.

Loon's showin 4" and it's lightly snowing.

[polaris]

I saw they cancelled work for you today. I was just telling my step-daughter how you took over for my old math teacher: "Thipman here!"

[stevo]

stevo,

whats your status? was this an end of the season injury or are you day to day. when and if you show up, polaris is going to need to see a doctors note excusing you from dtmfh!
big duke 6

deere guys,

At the risk of pubic humiliation, please accept this official T32 pardon for stevo not D'ingTMFH OTH this w/e after enduring a lingering injury on Thursday, February 28, 2008. Although he made valiant attempts to make a dthmetal comeback; they were futile. The recent MRI report was full of $10 words I don't remember but basically he's burnt toast....or some sh!t like that. He will be working out early mornings before work and having PT/chiroquacker adjustments after work to get ready for the next winter riding season.

Howeva, this pardon does not excuse him from any summatime team functions where there will be binge drinking and excessive hotdog eating.

Thanks to you guys for making this a great season for him while it lasted OVA!!

gfy,

D.T.H. MD

[Gleb]

deere guys,

At the risk of pubic humiliation, please accept this official T32 pardon for stevo not D'ingTMFH OTH this w/e after enduring a lingering injury on Thursday, February 28, 2008. Although he made valiant attempts to make a dthmetal comeback; they were futile. The recent MRI report was full of $10 words I don't remember but basically he's burnt toast....or some sh!t like that. He will be working out early mornings before work and having PT/chiroquacker adjustments after work to get ready for the next winter riding season.

Howeva, this pardon does not excuse him from any summatime team functions where there will be binge drinking and excessive hotdog eating.

Thanks to you guys for making this a great season for him while it lasted OVA!!

gfy,

D.T.H. MD

You'll be missed for the remainder of the season.

Man, your guys' system does really bring everyone down. Last year it was enzo, not its Stevo. I'm begining to see a pattern. Good thing my name isn't Glebo.

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

just picked up this board real cheap, looking to unload it fast! this is a 170 something/18 something waist/?? sidecut/with the wicked pissa conshox system for optimal chatter on anything steep. comes with a pair of catek 0s2's that are already set up for water skiing on the lake this summa! the edges and base look like they were dragged across the eastern front during WWII! also the board stinks like cheap c.c.c.p vodka. it has a years supply of fluff on the topsheet. it is now sitting in a tubb of skoal dip spit getting ready for the vermeer 92hp turbo diesel chipper over on the south mtn expansion.

this board was used by gleb "the siberian pot leaf" debowski in the 2008 mountain dewsh vertically challenged race series. with only bad results to show for his efforts, so it has plenty of wins left on her.

trades only!!!
but be creative.
if you want to see the board in action it will be tied to the tow hitch of my cummins turbo diesel heading down 93 south sunday afternoon!


big duke 6
t32 chiefs world head quarters
22 sasparilla ln
lincoln, nh 03251

[Gleb]

yeah, yeah, yeah I know. Wait, it can't be mine. Mine has os1s on it. And $9.50 a bottle isn't cheap for C.C.C.P. standards. you'll be surprised to find out that "cheap" vodka screws you up just the same as $100 vodka. Those edges sliced through many Nazi necks from what I heard from my local historians. They also say that Russia won the Cold War.

All the fluff is there to make sure I can survive the mean backcountry of loon. I don't think that the wood chipper will get along with my baby. He'll mangle and tear her all up leaving her for dead and unwanted.

I think it'd be healthier for the board to be put into loving hands again. I'll trade it for 3 fluff sandwiches...and an extreme mountain dew!

Party just got wrapped up. See ya guys in a bit.

[polaris]

I'll trade you a large McD's vanilla shake, autographed pictures of Yuri Andropov and Yuri Gregarin, and a set of matryoshka dolls covered in lead paint.

Wait..........I think I left my car in the parking lot yesterday. JD, can you check if its still there.

-Kamkamkamakamakamamakeniziegus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Enzo]

i just turned off my lights and put a strobe light on to read Gleb's post....it put me into an epileptic seizure. pretty cool. the wif almost called 911 after finding me on the floor with the dog lickin up the fluff that was coming out of my nose & mouth.
guy were they serving you mind erasers??? how much friggn morning dew does one need to drink to totally black out??

rode JD's AM172T today, it was SICK!!! you'll love your new 177. it's gonna be primo!!! better not leave that sucka behind....finders keepers b'yatch.

[Gleb]

Polaris, to make it a fair deal, you have to throw in a mail order bride. Without that, its just a rip off.

Enzo, since all that fluff was coming out of your mouth and nose, that means you were consuming your weight in fluff as well. Don't feel bad, that makes two of us.

All those smashing hammer heads might look a little more exciting with a little help from those magic fungi I've heard so much about.

They ended up cutting my AMP supply off because I could barely walk outta the bar next to the Kang. I kept telling them to make it extra Xtreme and I guess thats what happens.

JD, thanks for picking it up. I owe ya a 30 rack next weekend. whats your drink of choice. bud, coors? ingredients for a virgin sea breeze? let me know.

I got to the mountain at 9:30 since I was still cleaning my place up at 6 am. I went to angel street and a few other trails off of the basin chair, but I didn't see you guys. Saw enzo carving it up a few times but thats it. Also did a few jumps in the big park, which was a good time. See ya guys there next saturday. As long as theres still plenty of snow, I'll bring up my new coiler for a few runs, unless there are bare spots.

And I think I'd have to be pretty drunk to leave a coiler behind

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

so whats been going on in t32 land? and whats too come for the weekend, wintry mix or rain. i heard wintry mix?? keep me posted

[RobertAlexander]

spring is here, frozen gran hard in morn, but softens as warmth hits and is carvable, loosen your springs and go go go, let er ripppp!!!!!!!! wv or goon, flip a coin, see ya

[Gleb]

sup rob, i haven't been to WV this year since I don't have the pass to there. I'll be at loon saturday and maybe sunday.

New board is on the way!!! Hopefully it'll be here tomorrow.

edit: Its here!!!!!!!!!!







It looks too good for any stickers, though. Now all i gotta do is pass this damn test tomorrow....with a little help from:




see ya guys bright and early saturday.

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

gleb


see ya satrurday

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

gleb,
the only thing worse than that topsheet would be a new kids in the block topsheet! where did you get that design off of your 1st grade lunch box, in a fluff induced haze?

[Gleb]

I saved the new kids on the block one for you. trust me, it looks sick on the board!!! Steve Fleck made it for me. I'll tell ya the details of why I wanted it like that saturday, and it had nothing to do with fluff...well it kind of did, but only one time...

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

gleb,

i was just kidding, i wanted to scramble your eggs a bit. dth

[Enzo]

i hope that thing floats...some snow coming but rain forecasted for Friday pm into Sat am. Pond skimming on Saturday...it's gonna be deeeeeeeeeppppp!!!!

extreme

[Gleb]

JD, you're acting like I'd be emotionally hurt from you not liking my board. I think I will manage to survive. My eggs are made of steel and are unscrambleable. As Tupac once said in Thug Mansion, "bullets to my nuts only make my balls fatter."



Maybe the rain will make it slightly icy at the top? I really wanna test this thing out on something other than waterskiing slush.

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

you know who you are!! just polished off a bottle of dalwhinnie single malt with big duke 10, he was asking if i could take him over to black mtn and all the secret stashes at lewn mtn. if its slushy i heading into the $hit, with him. you feelin it? ill be on my softies if its too soft for the am. ill probably be on the all-mtn early, then head back to the bitter end and pick up my softie, for some bush riding. let me know if you want to lead the way. bring some red bulls and frozen dogs, we'll light up a fire on black mtn. let me know.
big duke 6, out!

dth tdab beerfafree

[Gleb]

Today was sweet!!! Found some ice to try the coiler out on and holy ****, that thing is incredible! Although, I think today would've been good with any board, as long as you had good wax on it because it was so slow. Anyone up for hitting the park in the afternoon? It was pretty good and easy there today.

See you guys bright an early tomorrow. Again, the only reason I won't be there is if I'm too drunk (less likely) or I'm in jail (more likely).

[Enzo]

softies??? is this what happens to ya with a name like the Chiefs?? time for somehting tougher!!! take yer skirt off!! i'll show you how to ride the AM bod in the trees tomorrow. i'm also bringing along my chainsaw to thin the glades for the wide load.
T32 Punishers
dtmfh.

[Gleb]

party is done!! A keg and a beerball kicked, and I am now $250+ richer

See ya guys in 4 hours or so.

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

enzo,

what happened today, it reminded me of the lunch that stevo took and haven't seen him since.
i was playing flip cups with the lifty from the littler sister chair, all he kept talking about was this guy doing laps down kissing cousins on a mono ski bod. so i asked him if this particular person had an obsession with cowboys!
all in all great day, still good carving in the am w/ plenty of snow.

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