Loon/WV Opening Days

[AMK]

MR. JD,
I was sure someone told you to go easy the first two days.

Feel better beat up T32 founder/president/bigmouth/headGoOn/hitman/instigator/mustle/good time charlie with a harley.

[Enzo]

No bueno on the snow at gOoN? Talked with some kidz today that were at both Loon & WV ova the weekend. They said the snow quality was much better at WV. Also heard that Loon now has enuf capacity to cover the entire mtn in just 72 hrs! Like that will eva happen! My sources tell me all those new snoguns they keep chirping about haven't even been unwrapped yet. They're waiting til after the holidayzzz!

[trailertrash]

JD, these boots look familiar?

This guy had so many violations. Loose bindings, no wrench and gaitah on today! In Decemba!

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

the good news for him is that he is not a known associate of T32 so these fines won't apply. howeva, there is one affiliate of T32 that is allowed to wear mittens, under bylaw 72 in the code of self respect section, there was a loophole created " if you have low blood circulation " we turn the cheek.

whomever he does ride with, they should say something to him about his wardrobe choices ASAP. thats a tough picture to see, especially taken at the loaf.

Mittens ?? why doesn't he just wear pom-poms, and a skirt. what color lipstick did he have on ? $50 integrity violation.

non-east coaster carvah pants. where you planning on hitting the pahk that day. sell those to someone in colorado ! whats wrong with ll.bean guy? $25 violation, drawing negative attention to yourself.

gay-dah, need i say more ! $75 self respect violation.

gfy's !

for the record, these mishaps do not take place over on exit 32. (jack, lynn, Mr. EB)

[powdahbonz]

1. The gay-dah..alright, I'll take my knocks but trailertrash was the one with snot streaming accross his face
2. The mittens...I like the dip$hit cords..kept dropping my regulars-that got irritating-need warm fingers to flip off those "from away"
3. The pants...loosely translated they say" kiss my a$$ you al qaeda mo!@&*f&%@!$$".. I can live with that. Besides, this is tame compared to the usual stuff....breaking out the old fred will probably net me Jack Links fury..
4. Packing gear bag and doing equipment check while several IPA's deep into the Pats game Monday night was a bad idea. No 5mm tool to adjust bindings outside. I felt shame...I should've gone to the box...my penance would have been to blow out in horrific fashion.
Some fines

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

not that i was stocking you guys, nor am i a droopy groupie, but wtf ?

im my travels thru the base lodge yesterday, i was almost positive that i would have seen a stack. when i was driving up to the mtn club, i saw a copper hemi backed in, and the red tundra. so i knew you guys where on the hill to at least 10:30am. hung around the pool for a little bit, then she wanted to go on a train ride. parked the car under the octagon lodge, walked by the pbr front window looked in, no stack and no team ?? hhhmm, are they still out on the hill i asked myself ?? on the train ride that i took i would have had a great view of the two 1500's, but they were gone. with no trace of evidence left on a table, no burnout marks in the parking lot.

violation's 1 and 2 this year go to bucyrus and guy fatha. $25 each.
violation 3, even though your on the IR **** list, can you at least show up and bring these horses to the pond ? dont worry no one will key your car !

gfy's

[Enzo]

I get a free pass...I was getting my Ma$$hole on in Boston. Saw Marky Mark's new movie The Fighter!!! Great flick!!! Christian Bale should get an Oscar!!

GFY Dicky!!!!

Update: The Real Deal gOoN ski report: 2" of snow + 4" of rain.

[stevo]

nice to see "the management" throwing good lettuce after bad. 7bros now has electronic gates and a magic carpet to load da lift...it was fcuked up! good thing the gOoNs were separated in line or they would be looking for anotha liftie



as if glenn's body language needed another kick in the nuts

[polaris]

I'll pay up. Where do I send my fine? Or do I just give it to the bartender at the PBR.

I<3 LOON and so does Glenn.

[Hollywood 90210]

I am heading to K-Mart this weekend. I may get up to Loon for a day or two before Christmas to ride with my kids. I will be off the snow until the WVBBTS race on the 31. Hope you guys all have a Merry Christmas.

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

Where can I find info on the WVBBTS Race?

i would check the back's of all the WHEATIES boxes in your local grocery store. if you can't find any info there, maybe the wvbbts website might have the info. either way just bring your money to wv on the 31st ! you can bring you boards, if you would like ! see if king crimson can come, im sure there are some pointers he could give pete and anton, while watching the 1st round of the parallel's

gfy's

[Hollywood 90210]

When I talked to Pete a few weeks ago he said it was on and that details will follow. I will call Pete and see if I can get more info. When I get more info I will post it on this thread and maybe in the race section as well.

[polaris]

Tomorrow is gonna be off the hook at Loon! The new cutomized prinoth beast groomer with the in-cab atmospheric herb vaporizer, autopilot, and 8 speaker audio system arrived on Wednesday and will be running all night tonight! 32 trails, 7 lifts, one fckin inch of new snow. They are really fkin some $h1t up. I LOON.

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

like the former boston celtics coach rick patino would always say, "the negativity in this town $UCKS !" can we keep the negativity towards our beloved $tomping ground to ourselfs ? its kind of our secret weapon in a way.

LoOn does still have the worst grooming in all of north america, fhukk some days i think they fly the operators up from a mexican prison ! i think ralph lewis worked a deal out with the mexican government, letting prisoners work for loOn on some sort of work release program. this new machine isn't going to leave the park, along with 50% of the snow making budget, and loOns second most costly groomer, with a pipe dragon pretty much welded to that frame. its just matter of time, before that new one has pipe dragon on it also.

have fun up there saturday, i wont be on he hill until the 31st.

gfy's

[stevo]

telestrator dong-

[polaris]

It's building the pipe right now.

I forgot to rsvp for today. No sign of the team.

GFYs

[stevo]

polaris the washer sh!t the bed...i don't need it but the wif does...had to hang for the repair GUY today. happy wife happy life

we are going tomorrow and i'm brining a 3* " can't " disc for ya if you can make it

[Beckmann AG]

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[polaris]

Stevo - See you there!

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[stevo]

polaris and i can confirm this pic is a fake. shopped out was the frozen river from a split snow gun hose, the common rock garden, and the dirt crater from a snowcat skid steer. they are located in the general areas depicted below.

on a positive note the conditions were better than we expected

[polaris]

All in all it was a very positive day off Exit 32 in lincoln.

I'm positive that there is not enough bamboo available to mark all of the hazards.

I'm positive that the beer still tastes good.

And, I'm positive that the park has more snow than all of north peak combined.

Positivity was the word of the day.

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

anyone, anyone ?

[RobertAlexander]

Maybe , if I can get my act together, I like to warm up on lower picked,

[stevo]

anyone, anyone ?

JD I WOOD BUTT IM IN ASIA DECIMATING A BAMBOO RAIN FOREST

MERRY KISSMYASS T32

[Hollywood 90210]

Joe, I saw your post this morning. I will be riding at Loon on Friday. I need to get a few runs in on my GS board.

[Enzo]

These poor guys just got banned from the Garden. Every moohampster goon has a little bit of ma$$hole in 'em! I love it!!!

let me know when you guys are gonna be up, I need to contribute my fair share to the cup stack!!

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

ill be up from the 27th tru da 3rd.

gfy's and have a very horny x-ma$$ !

[powdahbonz]

Was that before or after Lucic got racked and the brawl started?
96 penalty minutes-old time hockey

These poor guys just got banned from the Garden. Every moohampster goon has a little bit of ma$$hole in 'em! I love it!!!

let me know when you guys are gonna be up, I need to contribute my fair share to the cup stack!!

[Enzo]

They jumped the boards during the Caps game a few nights ago.

Great game last night...just wish they played that aggressive for every tilt! Thornton-a fight 2 seconds into the game and then he pots two goals!!!...Horton actually showed he has a pulse and got some good punches on Kane in the melee, and even that whiny little concussed Savard was scrappin' in the middle of the donnybrook.

[Hollywood 90210]

I rode at Loon today with my son. We had a great time the snow was good and the crouds were light. I was still out riding at 2:30. I won't be back on the snow untill Dec 31 at WV. Have a Merry Christmas.