Loon/WV Opening Days

[inkaholic]

Load up the Rams and make the trip to CO fellas, the snow is good and the turns are rippin'.

Ink

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

that would be an awesome trip, i will point out that T32 doesn't travel well together. two is a pair, three's a crowd, four is daycare and five would be a nightmare. there isn't one sleeper in the bunch, two guys like talking about phish, two guys like human science projects, and one guy just turned 50.

realisticly i probably wont be on snow until mid december with my schedule. not sure if ill be heading co this winter, if i do it will be late march. i just booked a 5 day heli trip thru snowwater heli tours in february , cant wait for that one. i think im going to bring my 185 kessler for that trip.

gfy's !

p.s enzo ragu andretti, that negative snow report you gave a couple days back, should buy you some extra time to get everything worked out.

Load up the Rams and make the trip to CO fellas, the snow is good and the turns are rippin'.

Ink

[Enzo]

heli trip....sweeeet!!!

wait....you know how to ride powder guy?????

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

not a fhukkin clue !

i think ill be fine, ive had 1/2 a dozen days in the fluff out in co before. but nothing untouched, im already worried about bringing the right board. my burton custom, with the binding set way back should work, right ?

ive been bed ridden since sunday with a sinus infection, ive watched about 10 warren miller flicks on demand. the crew im going with have all done this a bunch of times, i have no idea what to expect. but warrens movies pumped me up. this is almost as bad as last spring, im sitting there 16 hrs after my surgery watching downhill mt bike vids drooling on myself, with the bullit collecting dust in the garage.

i bought, call of duty black opps at 10am today, just finished the game at 5:30. im such a bada$$ !

how are you doing, any improvements ? whats your agent say for a lead time ? im heading up the 23rd thru the end of the weekend, probably not going to get out on the hill. im shooting for the 4th of decemeber !

we'll see

gfm, hahahahahahhaha !

heli trip....sweeeet!!!

wait....you know how to ride powder guy?????

[French Fries]

Just wondering if anyone has a reliable snow report for the Whites. I have his gear packed and ready.. F.Y.I. Boys, I hid his bail money in the front pocket of his new Disney backpack and tissues in his new camouflage pants. Please keep him as long as you would like. He hasn't showered since Saturday... so be ready with the FEBREEZE!!!

Make sure you have your appetites ready for when we head your way.

I am taking orders now............... For Food and wardrobe requests..........NOT FROM HIM

[polaris]

That fcckking guy always smell up the place. Febreeze wont help.

It's snowing now with little or no chance of accumulation. Maybe we will get a little more this afternoon.

No wardrobe requests, you can't do any more damage to his wardrobe than he already has done on his own.

[French Fries]

seriously, can anyone take him, the weekend on 4 december ? he needs to get out of the house, hes driving me up a wall.

[trailertrash]

seriously, can anyone take him, the weekend on 4 december ? he needs to get out of the house, hes driving me up a wall.

How many servings of that chicken pahm does he come shipped with?



I am scheduled to head to the loaf that weekend...

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

Ten trails my fat a$$! What a bunch of frauds, good thing I brought my hydraulic rock splitter to ride on! If I knew it would have looked as bad as it did when I drove by the mtn, I would have brought up a cp400 with a 10k hammer on it.

Gobble gobble gobble and gfy's with a hot turkey baster .

[powdahbonz]

Anyone for some loaf riding or elsewhere? Got those days off and want to put in some time.

[Hollywood 90210]

I am thinking of going up for a few runs at Loon on Saturday. Meet at the regular spot at 7:45.

[Hollywood 90210]

I made it up on Saturday and rode from 8-11:30. The riding was quite good but by 10:30 the traffic was getting out of hand, hence the 11:30 departure. I stopped in and talked to Joe an he said "it's on for next weekend", we go full contact. See you at the PBR at 7:45.

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

5:45am - wake up (shower's & shaving prohibited )
6:00am - protien shake
6:15am - stretch
6:45am - training table
7:15am - 10min warm up on spin bike
7:30am - pbr for pre-game meeting
7:55am - national anthem
8:00am - on the hill
9:00am - redbull/advil/aleve/motrin break
9:30am - on the hill
10:30am - pull the pin
11:00am - jv tryouts in the pbr room (reacclimating taste buds to pbr)
5:00pm - jv tryouts end
5:15pm - beg for forgiveness

[stevo]

im ready

[polaris]

The camo doesn't come off till Sunday night. See you on the 11th.

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

copied and pasted these words of advice from a "racing" video critique. OMFG !

so i thought i would help out in the bol community with some critiquing of my own in regards to this video critique.

I've seen some hardbooters with some pretty egregious errors in their binding setup and they were certainly unstable and uncomfortable, but they were not stuck standing up.

I can ride with inward cant, outward cant, lift, no lift, whatever I want. "no $hit ?" jstfud, 2010.At the extremes, yes, I end up limited in mobility. However, the lack of balance becomes extremely apparent as I end up stacked on the board in funky ways. " can you stack horse $hit that high ? " jstfud, 2010.You aren't making a very earnest attempt at angulation. "there's nothing better than throwing a board way up on edge with minimal speed and no pitch to the hill " jstfud, 2010. When you start to feel out of balance, you should angulate more, this is your safety net. If you look at my avatar, I'm doing a banked slalom, and that gate bent over on the ground was a little bit taller than I am, so I just smacked the snot out of it. " did you at least give the gate a tissue ?" jstfud, 2010. You can see I dropped my inside hand, and brought my outside hand up. "dipping is good on long rides and when you are bored, dipping your shoulder while on a snowboard is bad posture " jstfud, 2010. Consequently, I look dorky and unstable. "ooops, im sorry " jstfud, 2010.

[polaris]

Take a look at my avatar, I look like Brian Boitano after landing a triple lutz. If a picture is worth 1000 words, then the video of that "banked" slalom run would be priceless. I got two words of advice for the aspiring racer: GO FASTER.

[trailertrash]

If you look at my avatar

Beckman has boot liners that are older than that kid and don't stink as much as that avatar.

[stevo]

so like i picked out a couple FAT blueberry kush buds and then busted up a nice 8g sesh i blazed all night i wuz soooo stoned after i smoked a dart then i gots drunk and then i posted on BOL and then i took a sh!t bigger than a 160 swallowtail that wouldn't float jd's left testicle then i watched snow vids of myself and saw JJA






jstfud

[Jack Michaud]

did Beckman just say that scrutton is a lost cause??

http://www.bomberonline.com/vbulleti...015#post322015

[polaris]

After watching the video, I retract my earlier advice. One must crawl before walking and walk before running. I think maybe the OP was asking the wrong questions. When he asked for a critique, was he really asking "Who here has the least useful advice for me". I think we have a winner.

[Beckmann AG]

did Beckman just say that scrutton is a lost cause??

http://www.bomberonline.com/vbulleti...015#post322015

You know better than that.

Somewhere in that post is a dubble entender.

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

i usually read posts like that, and then spend an hr busting ones balls and entertaining myself inner demons, but then i chicken out before i hit the submit reply button. i don't want to be known as a negative bol poster.

for the most part, i usually only bust ones balls, that i know can take a good crushing once in while. but this one i couldn't restrain myself.

my 1st draft was worse, but i figured jack was getting ready for work and wouldn't have had time to delete all my "are you a fhuukin idiot, or just a fhuukin a$$hole" phrases.

i actually shortened what i had originally copied, with his remarks about the GUY with his own snow cat in his driveway, because i figured the two haven't even met, never mind had verbal interactions with each other face to face nor on the phone. Its hard to read a verbal blowjob taking place on bol, out of fear of getting humiliated publicly, by the one with obviously the upper hand in the matter. example, if you ki$$ my a$$, Ill ki$$ your'$. xoxoxoxoxoxoxo :lets all pretend that we know what where talking about, bla, bla, bla, as beat the snott out of a bamboo stick !

ill copy the phrase below, that i deleted:
As much as I absolutely hate to say something in disagreement with Mr. Beckman this was the phrase that got me going, and i edited it out because i didn't wan't the snow cat GUY thinking i was taking a shot at him.

GFY's !

[Jack Michaud]

EB, I get it now. Haha.

JD, I think you think I do a lot more moderating than I actually do! Sometimes I wish you would push the button!

[Enzo]

can someone please remind me of how big that guys coila is???

also I need help measuring a moosekok. do you recommend cm, mondo, or euro size??? is there a BOL hotline to call for help???

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

jack or lynn, i mean john.

can one of you's guys change my screen name for me ?

i want to be called,

MR. JOHN DEERE ! for now on.

so gfy's and the jets $uck !

[polaris]

Deere Mr. Deere:

Please don't hold back.

Enzo: Moosekock? You got issues.

When are we gonna sart smacking the $h1t out of some gates?

gffys

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

any advice for me turning myself back into an agile mobile and scenile, crusher ? i felt like i got run over by a bus this weekend, mentally and pysically, and emotionally.

what a catastrophy:
two broken rab's, bent some hardware on the td-3 sidewinders, shinbang, frostbite, etc,etc, bla,bla.

[Enzo]

Mrs. John Deere:
Props on the return after the offseason surgery!


All those parts can easily be replaced. At least you're on snow!


The question of the day is how big was the cup stack in the pbr?

[stevo]

At least you're on snow!

ENZO! IS IT SNOW WHEN YOU GET SHINBANG WALKING TO THE LIFT??? IS IT SNOW WHEN THE TRAILS HAVE TRACKS LIKE AT THE BATTLE OF KURSK?? DO THEY JUST JOY RIDE IN THOSE PHUCKIN THINGS???????????????

The question of the day is how big was the cup stack in the pbr?

SHORTER THAN MOOSEKOK








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