Loon/WV Opening Days

[stevo]

keep an eye on da weatha guys it could get way below zero, the ex-wif is in town.

i coiffed a mini mullet for sat- couple of questions, should i even bring my board or are we gonna tailgate until the barge room opens??

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

i am planning on taking out the sims asym for one. its ironic, but i never rode that thing. i bought it brand new from madd mike's board shop when they were in boston. it has sat in the basement since 1993. i'm kind of ticked, because i "cant" tinkerbell with the thing at all. the emory binding are fastended directly into the topsheet.

my second run, i will have my td 2's mounted to the x - a - v -eeeeeeeeeeeeer day la rew. to see if i can get more pop out of the tail with stiffer boots and binders. hopefully the mini pipe is still up??

then i think? the bah opens around 10:15ish.correct me if im wrong, then there will be a sitting.

DTMFH @ DRINK

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

i am planning on taking out the sims asym for one. its ironic, but i never rode that thing. i bought it brand new from madd mike's board shop when they were in boston. it has sat in the basement since 1993. i'm kind of ticked, because i "cant" tinkerbell with the thing at all. the emory binding are fastended directly into the topsheet.

my second run, i will have my td 2's mounted to the x - a - v -eeeeeeeeeeeeer day la rew. to see if i can get more pop out of the tail with stiffer boots and binders. hopefully the mini pipe is still up??

then i think? the bah opens around 10:15ish.correct me if im wrong, then there will be a sitting.

DTMFH @ DRINK

[stevo]

wtf double post jd? hellofahangova this morning eh??

i'm putting td2s on an old balsawood incline hiding under the garage workbench. i am no tinkerbelle whatsoeva and i will run my usual set-up:

6f-9r (welded 6-3 together), 60.00f-52.50r angles, 21.0625" width, 1.550f cant, -.780r cant, 1cm polaris bias, john deere bias offset .3937", heavily modified-cut-recoiled blue springs all around, 7 washers front spring, 1 washer rear spring, 3strap boosters with 1 strap cut rear boot, reshaped polaris eliminators, and 5 die cut chunks of enzo confor foam in each boot.

[Enzo]

hey i got a question...
since it's 80's Day is JD gonna relive his jr. high jv dayz and drink purple passion wine coolers with all the milfs???

I wanna take out my old Avalanche Kick-Damian Sanders pro model and rock it old skooool. here I am circa 1988 showing off my mad jibbin skillz.

[polaris]

Wow, you are obviously out of practice when it comes the the pipe.

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

are you girls really gonna throw down for 80's day? let me know, cause i'll take the IROC out of storage and register it tommorow.

i will be bringing my bah kah deee flask due to the fact that we drank them dry of budlights last month, AGAIN. is it me or does this happen every year with the budlightnings. how bout J.V SLUSHFOOL, buying us a round of cooors "squat to pee" lights. wtfg

stevo maybee, we'll just go bud light wine coolets and pretend its part of the whole retro ting.

see you guys at 10am

[Enzo]

you know they have bud lightnings on tap at Cannon. I'm going there Sat. instead...it's always 80's day at Cannon. Plus Saturday is Bode Miller Day!!! I wanna ski with him. I heard he's wicked fast.

[stevo]

WTFG you know i'm in.....fruitylime beeers mmmmm i can carry a barge of bottles in both hands too. we don't need no stinkin mugs gfy chattastache

[stevo]

enzo i was just looking at your retro jib pic....are you falling out of a tree guy?? i mean it looks like a parking lot and there's a shovel in the background for that little berm ya built....how yad get air of that

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

you know how certain individuals can really turn it on with a camera rolling! thats nothin but pure camera power in this photo shoot. also dont forget that was walpole in the late 80's. it was still a confederate town at that time. im surprised we didn't see guy's making moonshine in the background.

i do believe that the picture was staged, and enzo cut out the tranpoline in the picture. he was probably about to shovel that parking lot so they could charge people to pahk there for a pats game at sullivan stadium.

walpole rebels = white trash !

[Enzo]

you know how certain individuals can really turn it on with a camera rolling! thats nothin but pure camera power in this photo shoot. also dont forget that was walpole in the late 80's. it was still a confederate town at that time. im surprised we didn't see guy's making moonshine in the background.

i do believe that the picture was staged, and enzo cut out the tranpoline in the picture. he was probably about to shovel that parking lot so they could charge people to pahk there for a pats game at sullivan stadium. I did p-sho

walpole rebels = white trash !

actually that shot was taken in the backwoods of NH, not in the shadow of MCI Walpole. the driveway at my parents house had a good incline and our snowbanks used to be huge. every winter my brother and I would set up a mini-quarter pipe and other obstacles to jib and bonk off. I'm heading up early tomorrow and I'll be hiking the LMP before the lifts start turning. I want the trophy for T32 Jibster of the Year.

Walpole Rebels = Bay State League Champs!!!!

[polaris]

I just got off the phone with Burp Reynolds. He has been working in secret on a new new school carver with a mustachoid sidecut. Similar to the Klothoid the mustachoid is tighter at the nose and tail and longer in the middle.



I rode the first prototype and alls i can say is game over. Ova.

BFRKRB (Burp-f.n.-Reynolds Knows Race Bods)

Mustache Spec. Racin!

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

i was smokin a butt on the deck at the pbr, and some broad came up to me and said, that she heard i was the best boardah at loon!

so i said, you must be talkin about my friend gleb!, guy???

she said nfw!

Im like are your sure, becsause the that guy is legit! he's top notch,etc, etc!

whateva, she said!

thanks for the butt!, HUNN

and i farted and walked away!

GUY

[stevo]

mutha fcuka!

[polaris]

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

i don't know who or where to start handing out fines and demerits for this years behavior on t32. i just remember leaving the bunyan room after opening day and i was embarrassed for my teammates and my actions that afternoon. after only taking three runs we soon had are 1st stack of the year. it was a very solid showing standing at 2' tall. as i was stumbling to my 1 ton CUMMINS powered asskicker rig, slurring to myself "this is going to be a long winter, GUY." that actually happened the following weekend also, but i think we doubled our efforts on the slopes and cut our efforts in half at the bar, but we still drank enough to get a 6 camels cocked. all that i remember from that day was i woke up 2 hrs later at a gas sation in manchvegas ashamed again!

everything was going smooth with the riding and the conditions were even great. until a truckload of metal coilers showed up to the bunyan room one morning and that was that. it turned into tinky and the tinkerbells invade loon mtn for the whole mf year. we had guys taking tinkering to the next level, either carpet surfing at home or making the bunyan room their official tinkerbell shop. it felt like we were in the pits at louden! between the new boots, boards, bts, boot liners, socks, jackets, etc, etc. it never ended. one GUY thought he did a good job of disguising it, you could still tell. you would mention a setup or an angle and steam would start coming out of his ears, he was almost possests. on the other hand, this other individual, would actually talk to himself on the chair, get pissed at himself, then he would disappear for an hr or so. sometime even leaving without saying buy!

so this leads me to the 1st award of the year.
2008-2009 tinkebell champ:
Enzo " whitetrash " Petas
very close second place finish:
Stevo " i need help " MacWrench
3rd place due to a terrible last day of the season:
Joe " brought the whole quiva " kilgin

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one sunday morning while getting ready in the bah, there was this guy, pretty banged up from the night before. you could still smell the guy, but you could tell he was a warrior! as he finished putting on his crap, he yells out to his buddies who were messes also, " Lets go phuck some $hit up ". we liked the saying so much, we made an award for it.

2008-2009 phucked $hit up award
with: 1 broken bail, 1 torn deeluxe indy's, 1 snapped rab system, numerous binding and boot hardware, a creased topsheet on a metal coiler and his liver.

john " big mf duke 6 " deere

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these next two awards were won before the season even started, hell one of these awards i can put a mf garantee on it for ya for the next 10 years! the other award goes to the team "muscle" for coming back from what appeared to be a career ender, due to his lack of pbr deck time while "injured" in 07-08?

2008-2018 heroes highway award:
gareth " i love seven bros " peetas

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2008-2009 comeback rider of the year:
Steve " bucyrus " Mackay

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This next award is for the worst dressed. it was a very tight competition especially with this group with a pair of flyin hawains. we had one GUY, in a pink puffy fuhr coat. another GUY, has phuckin snake skinned pants, another GUY has the warmest teashirt eva. his name is Gleb and he's the winner of ths worst dressed for 08-09. the only time he's looks good is when Abbey in next to him. Gleb sell some drugs and buy a jacket!

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The Good Sport Award for this year goes out to the individual who took a trip, pretty much with 5 "whitetrash framingeggs " and a GUY to the rockies. he is also the only team memeber with a drink named after him at the bitter end bah. the drink is called the GUY FATHA! need we say more!

btw, if i were to give out a negativity award you would get it! You'll never sit in the back again i promise, GUY!

GUY FATHA, GUY FATHA, GUY FATHA, GUY FATHA.

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2008-2009 the Quote of the year:
goes to ken " just killin time until the bah opens" machattastache. " its not worth getting a mug dirty, if your only gonna have one."

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The Drunken Indian Award for 2008-2009:
goes to t32. it got really ugly this year, it was like a good hockey team. we didn't have any all-stars. but every weekend someone stepped up to carry the load. we should go to weekly meetings together for the summer. i mean what are we gonna do calf raises all summer?

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there will be a movie to follow. just waiting for some footage form the Tux'x trip! stay tuned.

all in all, we dtmfh!

[stevo]

jd you mustuv gone thru a barge of beeers pecking that....that's sum mf funny chit guy!

thank you jd for the hug and talking me off the ledge...."i'll be back" with a bobby orr haircut to dtmfh and fssu harder than eva.

thank you polaris for giving out the best riding advice on the last day, apres three beers....now i can obsesss all summa.

thank you enzo for wrecking my vision with snowboard porn ova and ova, great producing skilz and for being a tinkerbelle mentor.

thank you mc-chatta-stache for ogling all our wifs like an ethiopian looking at a steak.

thank you asslicker for shooting footage and the case of hgh

a great season of dth and pbr grabassery

[Enzo]

nice write up!!

I finally stopped laughing and can finally type something that's coherent. What's up ....no award for best mustache, best apres raw bar, hottest cougar, best 80s costume, or even best non-related snowboard injury??

Sad to say but the tinkering continues. My jib board arrived Thurs and I've been carpet surfing all week trying to dial in my binding placement. Am I crazy to bring a board that I've never ridden up to Tux?? I think this one's a game changer though. Get the trophy ready...I will be taking the T32 Jib award next year!!

I fly out again today for my second round of Tinkerer's Anonymous at an exclusive rehab/spa facility in Scottsdale, AZ. I hear my girls Britney and Lindsay might be there. I'll have limited computer access for the week. I do get strip searched but I'll find a way to sneak in my cell phone. JD call me in case anything comes up with our Tux trip. I've been power walking 4 mile hills all week and injecting directly into my calves. They are gigantic right now!!!

I've heard some rumors about that new T32 carving porn vid. It's up ova 6min and still growing. It fckn rocks!! The world premier should debut here sometime during the first week of May. Stay tuned.

fssudtmfhstfuargfy

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

LETS GO BRUINS !

[stevo]

LETS GO BRUINS !

NEXT.............

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

NEXT.............

mike come-and-suk-dik, looks like he should have a purse hanging off his arm in this pic. we'll at least thats the way he played in the series. absolutley rattled, it was comicle. at one point in the series he heard footsteps from p.j "i sqaut to pee" axleson in the corner of game 3. i can't believe i couldn't get a job in that league!!!!

stevo, it look like tux's is for saturday. make the trip with us, you have all summa to strap on the a$$le$$ chaps! i'll have redman!

[stevo]

sunny and 80+ for sat...great weather for you guys. been drinking beeer from plastic cups but it aint the same. hope to see Y'ALL soon!

too hot for the tagteam chaps...i'll be sportin the bitta end shirt, matching speedo, and teaching the girls how to play safe.....

[Enzo]

Here's the final cut of our 2009 video. All footage is from Loon Mt. except one shot of Polaris at Copper and a clip of me in Jackson Hole. The grooming pretty much sucked this year up on the North Peak so most of the filming was done on Rampasture & Coolidge Street on the West Basin. Thanks to Gleb for stepping up & filming most of it. It's amazing what a little Cannon point & shot can do. Maybe next year we'll have a real video camera to work with. (I think I said the same thing last year ) I've probably watched this thing over a 100 times throughout the editing process and every time it pumps me up and gives me a good laugh. I hope this cures the summer blues cuz I'm already chomping at the bit for next season. Enjoy!!


Team 32 2009 from Team 32 on Vimeo.

[polaris]

That vid came out sweet. You have a vid of the ragdoll at tucks? I really want to see that cartwheel trip over the icefall again if you have it. You should see the bitchin on T4T about goons in the moderate avy zone on Saturday. There's a vid of the second slide at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RW_ekQSiPTA

It amazes me that more people weren't hurt up there given all the bad falls and trio of slides in the bowl.

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

white trash,

nice work, good pics for the music also.

saturday was great, my ride home was even better. i had a full blown 3hr conversation with myself. the conversation was so good that i forgot that i had a dip in teh whole trip.

t32 disaster-wreck-mess

[Enzo]

That vid came out sweet. You have a vid of the ragdoll at tucks? I really want to see that cartwheel trip over the icefall again if you have it. You should see the bitchin on T4T about goons in the moderate avy zone on Saturday. There's a vid of the second slide at: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RW_ekQSiPTA

It amazes me that more people weren't hurt up there given all the bad falls and trio of slides in the bowl.

I'll post up the front flip cliff hucker tonight. Nice vid of the avi. The dude caught in it was a guy named Todd from the Sweet Time posse @ Loon. He was very lucky that it wasn't deep.

Anyone up for this weekend? I'm thinking about heading back up.

[Enzo]

This ragdoll isn't nearly as bad as some of the cartwheelin'/yardsalin' goons that literally tumbled head ova heels the entire way down the headwall to the ravine floor. this guy knows how to FSSU!!!!


Tuckerman Ravine Front Flip from Team 32 on Vimeo.

[big mario]

Most excellent riding T32, are you goons gonna make it out west next season? I'll have to put Ink on retainer for some intensive coaching so I could try to keep up
KFSSUFSOTS
mario

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

big mario,

its a little early on the CO decision. i think that polaris is still hung over from our mayley at the Martini Ranch. Me personally I'm still begging for forgiveness. i hopped on a plain and went to Vegas instead of going home after we met at Copper. The verdict isn't out just yet. but I'll keep you Gayda's posted.

Your guys still riding out there? The only riding I'm doing on my Mtn Bike, and thats becoming an issue with the wif!


Its easier to beg for forgiveness, than to ask for permission!

dtmfhguy