Loon/WV Opening Days

[Enzo]

we took a few runs up on north peak and bumped into big duke 10 with his lil drummer boy. we saw you guys on softies coming down bucksaw. we headed back to to the west basin for some more runs down ram to p-star. the snow was still pretty good ova there. that wasn't me on lil sis or 7 bro some other guy....the frenchman or chip??? we spent some quality time in the bunyan and thought we'd see you guys but we left by 2pm. don't know what's up for next weekend. temps are gonna be near 60 this week.

t32 wrecking crew.
dth

[stevo]

be nice to the wif if ya see her next w/e....she had to get away from the stir crazy madness i've waxed and sharpened da quiva down to the cores for **** sake. BV is in for a winfall next year!
outlaws or wrecking crew, anything is better than this pink hat-amateur hour-t32fluffanutta chit

[polaris]

Trees, pipeline, threes, grabs, switch, we do it all. JD was railin the de la rue. We even picked up a fan for a bunch or runs until he busted a kidney trying to show off to us. Needless to say, he's not gonna get a second chance to try out fer tha team.

Stevo: I hope you are healing up.

Fluff: Thanks for the BDs. See you next week.

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

fluffy,
i like this payment plan that we came up with. hopefully you forget your car one day, you'll be buying me lap dances at the mashpee performing art center this summer! thanks again for the lightnings it made the ride home a little more interesting.

so i spoke to a GUY. he will be bringing 3 carvis up on sunday for a little hardbooting. hopefully the conditions we comparable too last weekend.

t32 diesel

[Enzo]

stevo lemme know what day she's heading up. maybe she & G can meet & ski together. guy you should come up too and get bombed in the bunyan.

3 more carvas showing up on Sunday?? nice!! i guess i oughta increase my reps on calf raises this week to avoid any more ridicule eh??

If the weather's good this weekend, Go Gaper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

T32 Hustlers

dtmfhfjong

[Gleb]

turns out it wasnt piss on my pants, but pure wholesome, protein rich man juice. I guess the coilers will do that. I ll save ya guys a glass next time.




The ride home was rough. I threw in the towel 30 minutes outside of boston and gave my friend the wheel. Those Canadians get nervous in boston traffic, but he did well.

26 is a good number. I think thats a payment plan we all can get used to. Wow, so now lap dancing is considered a preforming art. Well I couldn't agree more.

2 tests this week so I'm going into a drug induced hibernation in the library. I <3 school.
I'll dth with you guys next sunday.

[Enzo]

who's on the roster?? i'm hoping to dodge the raindrops and possibly head up sat., but I'm more probable for sun. it's the final push for points!!!

[polaris]

I'm leaning towards Sunday. Anyone else, Fluff?

[Gleb]

you f***ing know it. I'll be there. No parties here this weekend, so I'll be on time. Need a ride?

[Enzo]

no parties?? are we gonna finally see your A game??

weather report is showing 80% chance of rain Sat & 30% chance for Sun. i'm gonna nikwax my base for better water repellency & more speed.
dth
T32 Gapers

[polaris]

I hear JD just did the 3 hot dog lunch in Concord this PM. He should be in good shape for the AM.

nikwax rain-x its all the same to me!

GO GAPERS!

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

***k guy,
just back handed kamackenzie for punching me in the mouth witth a bud lighting in my mouth. wtf, i just got my chicklets fixed last year. what a f@%&^ing idiot, so i slapped in the mouth, i think he $hit himself. also just punished a division 1 wrestler at the bitter end bar in a grappler m,atch. syfracuse my a$$, fuuukin guy is still puckin at 12:15, please!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hockey east is the beast guy! whos next! see you fuuuuuka$$$$$$ sundeee!!!! dtmh!!!!

dodge makes it cummins hakes it! ova!!!!

[RobertAlexander]

status report:friday was extremely good carving at loon,cutting thru top crud and getting good edge on secondary,hope the rain has not made a mess,get out there and have fun(the end is near)

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

shut down the bunyan room at 6:00 = $0 dollars

thrown out of the granite bar, for verbally harrassing a couger = $80.00

truants tavern, yayga bombs with ski patrol = $90.00

peanut fight with the staff at the station, obtw thrown out for verbal harrasment and mis behavour= $85.00

wouldn't serve me at the common man = $ 0

watching your buddy swallow kodiak in a submission hold that you put him in =

priceless!!!!!!!!!

[Enzo]

damn...those 3 hot dogs sparked a testosterone fueled drunken rampage across Lincoln. I hope you recover in time for tomorrow.

So you b!tch slapped kamakenzie....now that's priceless!!!

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

hit the guy so hard his mustache landed in plywood! what a dewsch!

you know that piece of skin in your mouth but under your nose that connects to your lip. yeah its just flappin in the wind right know. im so pissed. the old drunk punched me as i was drinking a budlightning glass bottle. im really surprised thats all i did. i must be getting old.

awesome day today, it was sunny all day. tommorow should be good. ill be at the bitter end tonight takin it easy

damn...those 3 hot dogs sparked a testosterone fueled drunken rampage across Lincoln. I hope you recover in time for tomorrow.

So you b!tch slapped kamakenzie....now that's priceless!!!

[Enzo]

you rode today???? wtf guy?!?!? it sounded like you were gonna be on a cracker & ginger ale diet all day.

at 7am it was like a hurricane at my place and then misty til mid morning. i pulled the 'chute without even leaving the house. i was kicking myself when the sun came out.

i'm solo tomorrow.... 7:45 shaaaarp for rb toast. how about board selection????...will it be hard enough for the carvah from 8-9 then switch it up for the AM later in the am???? or will it be soft snow from the start so run with the AM all day??

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

guy,
just bring da all mtn twig. its actually cold with flurries at the bitta end @ 7:05am. see ya layta guy!

stevo saw beth yesterday, you should have bellied up at the pbr, its was awesome down there. i brought the pit and the bully down. the bully is a magnet, i was calling her bait.

bd6

[stevo]

the b had a great time yesterday. and yeah she did happen to mention the three studmuffins trolling hard and lookin real good. she almost didn't recognize you as a two planka in a one piece, but ya pulled it off guy! she it.

the grandduke must have a few DPG Cuban Classics in the humi...nice stick....I just nubbed one sitting on the exercise ball

[Gleb]

should've called it a day when I had the chance.

Last run of the season (most likely) and I was cruising down. 2 skiers in front of me, and one is barely moving. As I'm about to pass, he starts to move right in front of me. The mogled out trail doesn't let me stop so I end up bear hugging a little woman as I went down. My knee went right into her binding, with blood to prove it. Luckily, only a tiny chip in the top sheet in the front.

Good day overall. Race city was prime since it was closed off.

Hard to ask for a better season. Can't believe I topped off at over 40 days and didn't fail out of school. I think I actually do better in the winter months.

8 months till next season and a peanut butter and fluff sub will be in the works.




whoa, who changed my avatar!!!!??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!? Abuse of mod powers!!!!!!!

[polaris]

That's a keeper.

Fluff went to a banker Askin' for some bills The banker said, "I ain't got that
But I sure got some powerful pills." Fluffy, fluffy, fluffy, fluffy, fluffy, fluffyhead.

John and Ben: Thanks for coming up. It was a great to have a big group yesterday. Looking forward to riding with you guys more next season.

[trailertrash]

Nice Avatar, That's a keeper.

thanks! hey Gleb, she aint 21!

John and Ben: Thanks for coming up. It was a great to have a big group yesterday. Looking forward to riding with you guys more next season.

thanks for showing us around. you guys will have to have an away game up at the loaf. let me know.

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

for the 1st time in t32 history, there was a triple crown winner. after surging back from what seemed to be a career ending injury last march. enzo "the pyscho" peters cleaned up at the award ceremonies yestereday at the bitta end ba! he took home 3 peices of hardware, 1st the comeback rider of the year, 2nd the most improved rider and last but definatly not least, the hereos highway/porn star award. he was really happy with his riding but you could tell he really wanted to look good under the chair lifts and win the heroes highway award. as far as the comeback rider award, he knew if he could just get back on his board after last march he would have no problem winning it. he felt pretty confident that pistol pete petabilt would be nowhere to be found. as far as the second half of the french connection, with just one showing this season, he didn't even qualify for the vote ballot, and he has lost his point totals for his prior achievements on t32. as two of the founding members, they are still technically on the team, but people are asking questions, younger and stronger riders are looking for tryout contracts. as a team we need those tryout contracts for the free beer, but its ethicly tough too hold a tryout knowing that the person trying out really doesn't have a chance in hell.

the true grit award and the flying frenchman awards were scooped up by the guy fatha, for his ability to get airborne on just about anything with a camera on the other side and being able to set and edge on the worst conditions on the mountain. because the guy fatha forgot to bring his beard every weekend he was almost edged out by enzo on this one. but really seperated himself from enzo for the least amount of bitching during the season. the guy fatha is the best at making chicken salad out of chicken $hit! he will ride the worst conditions the longest.

the midol rider of the year goes to stevo. i personally heard some of the fellas questioning his pride and heart, largely due to the fact that he couldn't even belly up once at the bunyan room after some strainger took advantage of him at the loaf. but looks like he's the early favorite to win the comeback rider of the year for 08/09.

father of the year, was close but big duke 6 won this one. it was between guy fatha and the duke. the duke had spent the whole entire winter beside his wife in their house helping with young mackenzie grace, and wasn't able to get out much. what really won this award for the duke was the dead beat rule. it was rumored that the guy fatha actually used his daughters snowboard that he got her for christmas on many different occasions, what a scumbbag!

worst dressed rider was the flying haiwain, hands down, he got 15 out of a possible 15 worst place votes. i have never seen something so awful in my life. it rivaled a movie that i saw a couple years ago, with two cowboys manlovin it up the brokeback. also the ironed on flames that he stole off of the hood of his girlfriends iroc, those have too go also!

the allmighty toeside chatta award goes to kenmakazi, for his complete lack of respect for himself and others when he's waisted on the hill. noone can crash into a group of people better than the shadow.

mojo got most down time on the hill award. for hr's/days of hiking down the hill time. working closely with distributors and reps on the latest and greatest carvin equipment, he felt its his way of growing the sport. noone loves working on their gear better than big john stud 6. if he could make one wish it would be to fix other peoples equipment in the middle of february at the top of the north peak express with 75mph winds! god bless!



i also would like to say thanks too our loon/waterville exchange program director glennc. he gave the best 3 trail tours of waterville! unfortunaltly due to a shrinking budget the foriegn exchange program was termanated.

[stevo]

thankyou....thankyouverymooch

we all know that anybody can come back from a horrific crash with broken hip in a few short months or get six feet of air off a six inch lip or carve a bumped up narrow steep with effortless power. BUT it takes a REAL MAN with PRIDE and HEART to overcome bloating, cramping, mood swings, and hot flashes. I am very deeply honored and touched this achievement was acclaimed.
Lastly, even though his three certificates didn't equal my decoration, I hope next year to follow in enzo's giant footsteps because I really like the sound of that pornstar award.

"I didn't realize how drunk I was last night till I woke up this morning"- kmac chatter

[Enzo]

Looch ,
Great job…I laughed my a$$ off!! I think your post made the top 3 for the thread!!

There’s no time to bask in the glory and enjoy my accolades. I’m already gearing up the 2008-2009 campaign. I’m so hungry for that True Grit award that I started back up today with my plyo and pool workouts. I only got 2 months of real training prior to this season. 8 months of off-season workouts and da coiler heavy metals under foot…look out for next year!!!!

Heard Loon was awesome today. The hot dog lady’s going tomorrow so I’ll get a fresh report. I may not close the books on this season just yet. Who’s tentative for the final round??

T32
Controlled Chaos

[MR. JOHN DEERE !]

im heading up saturday afternoon, ill be dropping the hip hopefully on sunday. i just can't leave for the season on sundays note. im ashamed of my behavior this past weekend. i need help! ill catch up with ya later in the week. good weather all week and decent weather on the weekend!

[polaris]

I think I'm more likely to go on Saturday, if I go at all.

The 4x4 is back on the DL. If it's sloppy, I can always run the soft gear.

Enzo- You better train. I'm going for the truGrit threepeat! Put me down for bigger air, more spins, harder charging, steeper, deeper, and faster for next season.

[Enzo]

the report from mrs. oscar meyer is that conditions were unbelievable today. I don't care if it's gonna be 70 this week. I hope to be there Sat & Sun and maybe even Monday for the final day of the season!!

[Hollywood 90210]

I should be there either Saturday or Sunday. I took last weekend off and visited colleges with my son. It was the first weekend I haven't ridden at least one day since before Thanksgiving. 50+/- days this year, I should be a better rider with all of the days on snow. See you in the Bunyan or on the hill.

[RobertAlexander]

april 17,thursday, get in early, optimun cond from 10 to noon, after that you have to find the good stuff, overall it still is very good, see ya next year, ra