Alpine Ace
also created the t da b EXTREME which ended with a piss in the race sh!tty start house while telling the gappers to gtf out, then flattening a mogul field, a spectacular entrance into the halfpuke scaring everyone, and then culminating with a 360 almost cutting a monkey in half!
Hardboot Wizard
you guys gonna outjib the jibbers? Not with your pants that high.
Its not how fast you snowboard, its how you snowboard fast
Who says hardbooters can't do freestyle-Hard Attack
Trench Digger
btw i did forget to mention the jump spotting clinic i put on. it all started one january mouring. i was sitting at the top of lowa flume ready to puke. when polaris pulled the general lee, 4' ova my head. that started a vertical barage of tricks and stupidity that went on for the hole year. until i tried putting an end to it when i sent 2 "associate team32 members" over the angel street headwall into and ungroomed mogul field. i realized that it might not be funny once i saw polaris charge it at 20mph and get about 10' of air, once he landed on his back. is when 260lb mojo le periheauxm charge it at 20mph and landed a couple feet away from polaris. that was the start of a great day,eh?
2007-2008 tdab,beerfafree,peelikeme award
its on for next year. the test runs went great. a little crowded in the halfpuke but i made my point. the mogul field was good and the illegal left turn up the hill to get to the halfpuke was the best part of the run. dth
Groomer Grommet
guy, r u still giving out free advice?/??!! last time I saw you give out advice on a chair lift, don juan scott hit a tree at da 'loaf... crap did you do that to enzo?????
ricky enzo, you make momma proud... do you feel the need for speed?
Alpine Ace
is this JD, the bay state league enforcer, picking fights at Fenway??? guy, never thought you'd waste beer & good slice of pizza!!
Alpine Ace
that was him alright...the rent-a-cops snapped this pic of him in the parking lot making a quick getaway after the incident
Carver Extraordinaire
I saw him strangling a 10 year-old jibber at the Grand Junction a couple of weeks back. I thought his head was gonna explod.
I wish I could see the vid. Our network gods block youtoob.
Trench Digger
that punk deserved it, my shi-tzu could have caught that ball! he looked like a yankees fan, i couldn't help myself. btw it took three rent-a slobs to get me outa there. polaris, rage!!! im sorry it must have been some other guy march17th when we came out of the bunyan and found your pria on the ground. or the time they gave our pizza away at copper. stevo my iroc is running like its 1986 again im wicked pissa'd about that. just finished paying her off. i think i was the first guy to get 252months to finance an iroc! i told the insurance company that it was a second home so i could get the 21 year note on er. hampton beach her i come!
Carver Extraordinaire
I forgot about teh pizza at copper. I was ready to send you after the guy! good thing that waitress took care of us. I might've mixed you up with the guy on the bunyan porch trying to strangle his wife. Now that guy has rage issues.
Skidder
Not fer nuthin' guy, but first of all, the kid doesn't look like me. Second, we should go to Sugarloaf, NOW. Third, can someone bring my board down to Mike Desantis, got a gash the size of your moms in the bottom of my Donek from Squaw rocks...
Trench Digger
"you hit rocks! i hit rocks! see da thing is is when i drop the hip on my toeside, i go thru da snow. thats when i hit the rocks. " the hip droppa!
"your hot! im hot! see the thing is is im in my thermils and ive gut my gata on" the hip droppa!
tdab,beerfafree,dth.
Originally Posted by Chippewa
Hardboot Wizard
you guys are way too weird for me. I'm gonna stick with Cannon next year instead of loon.
Its not how fast you snowboard, its how you snowboard fast
Who says hardbooters can't do freestyle-Hard Attack
Alpine Ace
get off my beachhampton beach her i come!
Alpine Ace
guy did you just wake up out of hibernation??? where've you been all winta? will you back on the team next season??
sugarloaf is rockin. 55 inches in the past week. my outlaws were up there for reggaefest and said it was the best late season conditions eva.
Skidder
I made it out that one powdah day at Goon! Good times. The strategy this year was to avoid the crowds at Loon. Got 2 days at Cannon, 2 days at Squaw, 1 day at loon and one day at Sundee Rivah. And I think I got more runs in on six days of riding with no crowds that I did in 18 days last year on the Threedom. Plus, I spent less money. The only downside is the fact that I was only able to spend one afternoon in the Bunyan room, bummer.
Glad to hear that you are doing better and will fully recover.
Carver Extraordinaire
Crowds...CROWDS. There were no crowds at loon. i got more runs on saturday mornings than you got all yearee. See the thing is is that there were no crowds. I rod my shot bod, my lon bod, my paak bod, my rok bod, all my bods. I'd ride the shot bod in the powder and the lon bod in the grom. Fresh tune fer powda. WAX! i don need no wax! it was t da b, flinnie n me, all day, bunyan room, goofin in the LMP, beer fa free... you know what i'm sayin. tru grit till the bitta en! i'm gonna get another 20k outta these tires, but your gonna have to drive if it snows. an if you don like it, its like JD says, stay off my mountain!
he's not gonna wast his time talkin to girls unless its true lov.
Last edited by polaris; April 20th, 2007 at 09:45 AM.
Trench Digger
enzo,
from what i can remember the big rehab push was for tommorows game right? big duke 6 will be at the tilt with 3 local 4 operators in the pavillion klub, nuts to butts with all the big wheels! let me know. call me on the bat phone if your goin, ill by ya a pounda.
Alpine Ace
pt is goin great. it's like a scene from Beerfest...Das Boot...Das Boot!!! i'm droppin tha hip kmac style!!! we'll be in town round 4pm hangin with some fellow 'cats. the rickshaws will be cartin me around back bay. we're in the right field table seats beneath the big bud sign. i'll give you a ring.
Trench Digger
ill have my phone on.
Alpine Ace
i just pissed myself checkin out this wicked pissah Sox blog/webcast from Billerica's Fitzy. watch "The Sweep Hereafter" vid. warning--lots of f-bombs.
http://townienews.blogspot.com/
Trench Digger
im not sure what station does this. but they interview piss tanks before/after the game when they are pickled. they ask them questions about teh game. its great its like they were at a completely different game.
Alpine Ace
yeah didn't they interview some GUY calling himself Ultimate Warrier G or tomething? he was in a wheelchair pounding redbull and vodkas and heckling the crap out of to's rightfielda.....the remdog even mentioned him
Trench Digger
i was up there on wednesday, some company called cci, across from a huge harley davidson dealership on route 1. hampton is pissa, guy! i would run the show up there!
yeah didn't they interview some GUY calling himself Ultimate Warrier G or tomething? he was in a wheelchair pounding redbull and vodkas and heckling the crap out of to's rightfielda.....the remdog even mentioned him
Alpine Ace
big guy lemme know the next time you're in the hood we'll hoist a bud diet toast and steal a tractor or sumthin
the $1 beer vending machine is flowin like wine here at work...i hate my job
Trench Digger
10-4 chief! i need your numba. did you take the hog out yet? weather has been pissa for riding. love the new pic, does the wif know about it?
big guy lemme know the next time you're in the hood we'll hoist a bud diet toast and steal a tractor or sumthin
the $1 beer vending machine is flowin like wine here at work...i hate my job
Hardboot Wizard
Did you say beer vending machines!? OMG that would be incredible. And for $1...I might need some diapers.
Its not how fast you snowboard, its how you snowboard fast
Who says hardbooters can't do freestyle-Hard Attack
Alpine Ace
jd, 603 929 6209
I'm an a-hole Isold
The wif says get another one you're driving me crazy
Wicked jealous of the asscrack in the pic...if I had that thing it would give new meaning to gapper at goon eh?
Guy what about you....you didn't do sumthin stupid too did you????
Alpine Ace
gleb beerfest GUY we have a "special" slot in the soda machine we fill and empty every week...me thinks you would fit right in
Trench Digger
stevo, i stored your number. i will be up in a couple weeks or so. ill call the night before, well grab lunch and a lapper if there is a local perfoming arts center. jd
gleb beerfest GUY we have a "special" slot in the soda machine we fill and empty every week...me thinks you would fit right in
Alpine Ace
roger that jd...
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