Today's classic quote!

[Miguel]

Today as I snaked my way down to the lift with as much style and finesse as my aging body could muster, a fetching brunette looked me dead in the eye and stated....and I quote, "Is that hard?:D Öf course my sixth grade mentallity went into warp speed and I was about to spew out a clever albeit crass response when her young son arrived and I simply said "Nah it's not too bad.":rolleyes: God that hurt! Anyway it brought a bit more joy to an already great day.;)

[joecarve]

Got this one the other day: "That's just about the coolest thing I've ever seen".

Heh.

joe...

[Speedy]

Things aren't always what they seem to be.........

[Thrillkil]

"I can carve my Freestyle board better than an alpine"

...proven wrong.

[pike]

Is that one of those monoskis?

[cliffh]

one women to another: "...and I have no idea what that is."

[Mark Jeangerard]

"I have been dancing ballet for 30 years... what you are doing is ballet."

And she proceded to take her first ever snowboard lesson.

[Tommy D]

"Looking GREAT!" and "Nice turns!!!"

:D

Of course, I always get curious looks from riders on softies, masked by looks of derision and contempt. I just smile and keep on carvin'!

[Gecko]

Wow I didn't know you could get your body layed out so close to the ground like that (said by a skier that I technically work for back in the real world of the Navy)

[stoked]

speed police? haha we don't have that in Austria as far as I know, the latest thing I heard is that in one resort there are tourism officials on skies offering free drinks to people on the slopes. Also not that great probably.

[mtnken]

Looks like you are turning in water, and whats wrong with that snowboard.

[ncermak]

Heard at a race:

Racer 1 (to racer 2): Do you have a real board?

Coach: He Cooked you by 10 seconds...who's board is real?

-NBC

[John Gilmour]

"It's falling with style"

-Buzz Lightyear
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