Hardbooters are sexy

[mirror70]

I bet this hasn't happened to too many people on here....

Last run of the day today, I'm about to get on to the lift, and a girl (who turns out to be 18) comes scooting through the crowd and asks if she can ride up with me. I say sure, we get on the lift, and up we go. It turns out that she saw me ripping under a lift in the morning and was really impressed. She thought it was very cool to see an instructor on hard boots and...........wanted to know what I was doing tonight.

Wow, I did not see that one coming.

[jtslalom]

moirror70,
You're the man! I never had that kind of response from others but take advantage of it while you can. People are generally impressed by carvers but not usually to that extreme. One word of advice, wrap it up before you dive in. Good Luck dude.

[D-Sub]

Originally posted by mirror70
I bet this hasn't happened to too many people on here....

Last run of the day today, I'm about to get on to the lift, and a girl (who turns out to be 18) comes scooting through the crowd and asks if she can ride up with me. I say sure, we get on the lift, and up we go. It turns out that she saw me ripping under a lift in the morning and was really impressed. She thought it was very cool to see an instructor on hard boots and...........wanted to know what I was doing tonight.

Wow, I did not see that one coming.

hope youre no older than 30? thats badass tho!

[Jack Michaud]

Obviously she had you confused with me, because you were late for first chair! :p Matty and I had fun, too bad we missed you.

[mirror70]

JT -- If she were at least of legal drinking age I'd consider it, but 18 is just a bit too young for me. Doh!


Jack -- How did your first day go? Hopefully your technical difficulties aren't going to be widespread. Of course (patting self on back), that's exactly what I told Erik would happen a couple of months ago. :cool:

I only got a couple of free runs in today. In the morning I had 3 stalkers so I went inside until 10 and then had lessons for the rest of the day.

Are you gonna be around on Sunday?

[eastcoasticerider]

All I ever get is.."how come the back of your board is broke off?":confused:

[Aisling]

haha thats pretty funny. mirror, glad you have SOME standards ;)

LOL

[Gecko]

Originally posted by Aisling
haha thats pretty funny. mirror, glad you have SOME standards ;)

LOL

That's not a standard that's lazyness...further than the bar is time wasted in the foreplay process:D

[outsider]

i get this about twice a season, usually from girls that i would want nothing to do with...

besides, isnt this one of the reasons we all took up alpine? or rather, one of the reasons that men do anything?

[glenn]

What's wrong with you boy...The girl wants some pointers...Give 'em to her!!! They'll be a day when none of them are interested :)

[ncermak]

Dude...you're like 22.

4 years is nothing. you blew it.

[Aisling]

actually....

4 yrs is DRAMATICALLY different when you're talking 18 and 22


now skip ahead to like 24 and 28, no big deal. but try to have a normal conversation with an 18 yr old. :rolleyes:

[willywhit]

Chicks on carving sticks is wicked sexy. Paul K had his hands full last week at Stratton.Aren't there a few carving couples here on BOL ?Imagine bickering over who's turn it is to ride the new Madd. :mad: :D

[ncermak]

not to go grab a bite and teach her to ride...remember. women are more mature than men...

more seniors in college date freshmen then other seniors...

20-16 - drastic (and mostly illegal)

[willywhit]

One of you eligle bachelors should teach the Busty Wench how to carve at Wachusett. The wed night crew starts 1/19 http://www.bomberonline.com/VBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=658&perpage=30&pagenumber=1

[Aisling]

that's my dance night foo' !! hehe

before i jump back into night classes... any other nights ?

[Aisling]

Originally posted by ncermak
not to go grab a bite and teach her to ride...remember. women are more mature than men...



i don't need to be reminded babe ;)

[mirror70]

Originally posted by ncermak
Dude...you're like 22.

4 years is nothing. you blew it.

:hanging head in shame:
...I just....didn't know what to do. It was like someone had pointed a gun at me or something....I was a deer in her headlights, frozen....

[Aisling]

and as a warning for all you guys... as a former 18, 19 yr old woman myself...

know this...

in between ages 18-21ish we are absolutely nucking futs.
god's truth.

my friend dave who's a few yrs older than i, when he was around 28? i think... he dated a 19 yr old chick. i warned him but he did not heed my advice. yadda yadda yadda, she went insane.
LOL

now i've completely diverted the track of this post. sorry! but i felt the need to impart the 411 wisdom y0. ;)

now... if any guys want to tell me any advice on how to stop picking insane MEN, let me know.

hehe

[Elisa]

Originally posted by Aisling
that's my dance night foo' !! hehe

before i jump back into night classes... any other nights ?

I have to agree. This chick needs some pointers but Wednesday nights are killers in my weekly schedule. Now weekends at Stratton or Mt. Snow that would be nice; blue eyes, blond hair, and, believe it or not, can carry on a decent conversation any takers? lol

[mirror70]

How about a weekend at Sugarloaf? Now that I'm prepared, I think I can do a much better job of being hit on.

[Elisa]

I'm always up for exploring new slopes. If you can lay down a carve that impresses me I promise I'll drop a pick up line or two to help you be more prepared for future girls that search you out on the slopes.

[dantheman0177]

Elisa

Blonde hair and blue eyes I got. Intelligent conversation is sometimes debated by my friends, but I will go out on a limb here and say that I can hold my own. My only problem is a few thousand kilometers across the Pacific Ocean (Australia).

If you are at SES or ever get to Oz, would be happy to try to impress you....lol



Geez Fin, what the hell are you running here? Some sort of internet hook up page???

[ncermak]

Originally posted by Aisling


now... if any guys want to tell me any advice on how to stop picking insane MEN, let me know.

hehe


thats and easy one...Pick me.

I'm only partially insane

[ncermak]

Originally posted by Elisa
I have to agree. This chick needs some pointers but Wednesday nights are killers in my weekly schedule. Now weekends at Stratton or Mt. Snow that would be nice; blue eyes, blond hair, and, believe it or not, can carry on a decent conversation any takers? lol

you're on. I can carve and converse. just not at the same time.

[ncermak]

Originally posted by dantheman0177
Elisa

Geez Fin, what the hell are you running here? Some sort of internet hook up page???

Thanks Fin...:D

[willywhit]

Elisa, You have an open invite to come to Mt Snow for the weekend free clinic. Since weekends are too crowded to ride too fast, it's a great time to help out inspired carvers.Personally, I'm married to a hot Brasilian but alot of my ski buddies are unattached.Isn't skiing really about hot tubs, red wine,stinky cheese and platonic relationships ? Remember the old T shirt: " Just because I slept with you doesn't mean I have to ski with you" ???:confused: ??? Now, I just carve til it hurts, hot tub, beeeers and some blissful snoring....and wishing I was in Tahoe again...with a snorkel.

[Aisling]

Originally posted by ncermak
thats and easy one...Pick me.

I'm only partially insane


lmao

sweet. if you wear sunglasses i might not even notice the partial part.

[Aisling]

Originally posted by willywhit
Elisa, You have an open invite to come to Mt Snow for the weekend free clinic. Since weekends are too crowded to ride too fast, it's a great time to help out inspired carvers.Personally, I'm married to a hot Brasilian but alot of my ski buddies are unattached.Isn't skiing really about hot tubs, red wine,stinky cheese and platonic relationships ? Remember the old T shirt: " Just because I slept with you doesn't mean I have to ski with you" ???:confused: ??? Now, I just carve til it hurts, hot tub, beeeers and some blissful snoring....and wishing I was in Tahoe again...with a snorkel.


oh sure, don't invite ME willy. meh. thanks a lot ! :p
j/k

;)

[willywhit]

Ais, first you have to show up at Wachoo with some hardboots and some wristguards. Learning to carve is no walk in the park. Yer bum is gonna hurt. Bob L can set you up: http://www.thetailgator.com/ Reduce the pain of those brutal butt-slams! Check out the "other" MAD http://www.madsavannah.com/ Walk on Fire ! give it a listen

[FTA2R]

Excellent link, Willywhit. Aisling. If you could be so kind as to post a pic of your face and butt, you will surely garner a very positive reaction and the highest level of respect. This will allow the experienced carvers here to reach a conclusion as to your expected level of soreness through your carving journey. In person inspection would provide more accurate results but this will do.

Please feel free to tell us your troubles, too, we are very interested.


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Barry

[smilenj]

Had an epic day of carving one day a few years ago where I was just laying down the sweetest turns on the steepest run at the resorts. My boss (I was working on the mountain at the time) told me that she was "turned on" after seeing me from the lift.

I didn't explore her comment too much, but I can say that the right turns will definitely get the juices flowing.

JC

[Neil Gendzwill]

If there's a "needless to say" coming up anywhere in these stories, I'm outta here...

[FTA2R]

are you married or were you not attracted to her? Lot of guys wouldn't mind being in that "position."


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Barry

[Elisa]

Originally posted by willywhit
Elisa, You have an open invite to come to Mt Snow for the weekend free clinic. Since weekends are too crowded to ride too fast, it's a great time to help out inspired carvers.Personally, I'm married to a hot Brasilian but alot of my ski buddies are unattached.Isn't skiing really about hot tubs, red wine,stinky cheese and platonic relationships ? Remember the old T shirt: " Just because I slept with you doesn't mean I have to ski with you" ???:confused: ??? Now, I just carve til it hurts, hot tub, beeeers and some blissful snoring....and wishing I was in Tahoe again...with a snorkel.

I just might have to take you up on that weekend clinic, I never get to ride with other carvers. I tried catching up with a few up at Mt. Snow about two Sundays ago but I was on the lift and they went the other way. As for this weekend my boyfriend is dragging me up to Stratton so sadly I'll probably be on skiis :( (Is that wrong?)

[Allee]

Elisa, catch up with Steph and Cheri while you're at Stratton if you have the board with you. They'd love to meet you, and they're fun to ride with!

[Aisling]

Originally posted by Barry
Excellent link, Willywhit. Aisling. If you could be so kind as to post a pic of your face and butt, you will surely garner a very positive reaction and the highest level of respect. This will allow the experienced carvers here to reach a conclusion as to your expected level of soreness through your carving journey. In person inspection would provide more accurate results but this will do.

Please feel free to tell us your troubles, too, we are very interested.


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Barry


man. you can never live down the cleavage shot can ya? and all i was trying to do was get people to come see my show which none of you ever did. bastards. all of you.

LOL

as far as my face its on this board somewhere. as far as my ass...

i'll get back to ya.

hahaha

[Elisa]

Allee, that was nice of you to mention Shaggy and Cheri. I actually had the pleasure of meeting and skateboarding with them over the summer. Cheri is just great and was fun to be with for the day.

[Tommy D]

Originally posted by Elisa
As for this weekend my boyfriend is dragging me up to Stratton so sadly I'll probably be on skiis :( (Is that wrong?)

I'll be at Stratton this weekend, too. I'm bringing my board, but there's a chance I'll be on skiis, too. If you see a guy on a Volkl carving with another guy on a Donek, say hello.

[ncermak]

Originally posted by Elisa
I'll probably be on skiis :( (Is that wrong?) Any way to slide down a hill baby...they're all good.

[Elisa]

Originally posted by Tommy D
I'll be at Stratton this weekend, too. I'm bringing my board, but there's a chance I'll be on skiis, too. If you see a guy on a Volkl carving with another guy on a Donek, say hello.

I'll keep an eye out for you. I've actually had good luck running into carvers up at Stratton. I ran into a guy up there on December 30th but I was on my regular snowboard so I didn't bother following him for a run. :(

[Shred Gruumer]

18,, ! Magazine age! what in the world would you want a conversation for with an 18 year old anyway!!! who cares? standards?, morals?.. who is determining those? Its all on how big your back pocket is! And don't think its not either.. few exceptions to this,, very few!!

Trade the 40 in for two twenties!!!;)

Right said Shred

[Jack Michaud]

Originally posted by Shred Gruumer

Trade the 40 in for two twenties!!!;)


now now.... how would Ms. Cambers feel about that??

[Gecko]

Originally posted by Shred Gruumer
18,, ! Magazine age! what in the world would you want a conversation for with an 18 year old anyway!!! who cares? standards?, morals?.. who is determining those? Its all on how big your back pocket is! And don't think its not either.. few exceptions to this,, very few!!

Trade the 40 in for two twenties!!!;)

Right said Shred

Actually if I wasn't happily married for 11+ years having a conversation isn't what I would want to do with an 18 years old girl :D and no I'm not a dirty old man just a realist

[FTA2R]

man. you can never live down the cleavage shot can ya? and all i was trying to do was get people to come see my show which none of you ever did. bastards. all of you.

LOL

as far as my face its on this board somewhere. as far as my ass...

i'll get back to ya.

hahaha

it's a nice pic :). well I'm down here in teh DC so I'm sure you understand why I wasn't there, otherwise I certainly would have come. What is your avitar, btw.


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Barry

[Shred Gruumer]

Actually if I wasn't happily married for 11+ years having a conversation isn't what I would want to do with an 18 years old girl and no I'm not a dirty old man just a realist

Dats Right! but man I gotta tell ya,, I belong to our community rec center and I swear the girls today are so friggen chuncky I can't belive it.. love when they get older and relize that to compete for mating rights they need to make them selves appealing again.. Round two!! we are mamals! and are inherently involved in Natural selection process..hence 18 + athletic, huge cans, nice aRse , blue eyes,, blonde , tan.. 5' 9 and loves winter.. see ladies its not so hard!! just look good,,thats all we want ,,if I wanna talk...... I'll talk to my buddy! Hold my Beer!:eek:

Don't need no red tape at my age.. lets get down to business! gotta luv the older women for that!

Right said Shred!

:eek: ;)

[Marilyn Cambers]

Originally posted by Jack Michaud
now now.... how would Ms. Cambers feel about that??

hmmm .... Shred ... all talk! He would never trade the 40 for two 20's, yep he's knows about the red tape .... and he knows the 40 is much more experienced in ohhhh, so many ways ... plus I can hook up with a 20 year old before he can! Hee hee !! :eek:

Marilyn ;)

[Jack Michaud]

Shred, what's that smell? I think it's BURNT TOAST!

[carvedog]

Yep it sure is nice when snowboarding can help you hook up. I have been stopped and hired for lessons by a variety of folks after seeing the depth of my trench.

But at 230 - 245 lbs the last few years that is a whole lot of love. If I had not experienced this myself I would have trouble believing that I could pick up girls with my snowboarding ability. I am a long way from showing my six pack ( but with the g-force turns I pull I know it's in there.
I did have an outrageously beautiful 40 year old hire me to teach carving to her equally beautiful 18 yo old russian friend a few years ago. Already in relationship so could not take advantage of either situation.

The best come on was an extremely healthy and gorgeous brunette that skated up to me in the lift line and brushing some three day old powder off my hat (that I had managed to get a face shot from), and pulling a small twig out of my neck gator says to me: " I want to ride with you".
The way she said it I was not sure that I heard the "with". YYIIKKKESS. Or maybe wishful thinking. Her reason, explained on subsequent chair ride. "I always see you covered in powder and have never seen you fall."

Already with another girl at the time but we were riding buddies all year and had a great time.

[Allee]

An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the night & ask you, "What are you thinking?" An older woman doesn't care what you think.

An older woman always carries a purse full of emergency supplies. Young women go hungry and bleed to death every time there's a natural disaster.

An older woman always carries a condom in her purse. A younger woman is still hoping the guy might have one on him.

An older woman is a cheaper date. A younger woman will cost you 12 beers, but an older woman will sleep with you after a cup of a herbal tea.

The older a woman gets, the stronger her libido gets and the older a man gets, the weaker his libido gets... which is why nature intended young guys to go out with older women and young women to go out with older men. (this one ain't always true - wink, wink )

An older woman can wear bright red lipstick during the day without looking like she just had an adventure inside a jam jar. This is not true of younger women or drag queens.

Older women can run faster because they're always wearing sensible shoes.

An older woman is into free sex! An older woman is almost always already attached to someone, so there's no need to develop a phobia about committing to her. The last thing she needs in her life is another clingy, whiny, dependent man! (child)

Older women are more honest. An older woman will tell you that you are an ******* if you're acting like one. A young woman will say nothing, just in case it means you might break up with her. An older woman puts herself on a pedestal.

An older woman will never get pregnant and then suddenly demand that the two of you get married. In fact, if you impregnate an older woman, you will probably be the last to know...

Older women have jobs with dental plans. Younger women can't help you when your teeth get knocked out carving.

An older woman will never accuse you of "using her." She's using you.

Older women take charge of the situation. An older woman will call you up and ask you for a date. A younger woman will wait forever, by the phone, for you to call...

Older women know how to cook. Young women know how to dial Pizza Hut Take out.

An older woman will introduce you to all of her girlfriends. A younger woman will avoid her girlfriends when she's with you, in case you get any ideas...

Older women are psychic. You never have to confess to having an affair, because somehow they always know.

Older women often own an interesting collection of lingerie that they have acquired from admirers over the years. Young women often don't wear underpants at all, thus practically eliminating all possibility of a strip-tease.

Older women know what Kegel exercises are.

An older woman will agree to go to McDonald's with you for a meal. Younger women are too nervous to eat anything in front of somebody that they might possibly boff later.

Older women are dignified. They are beyond having a screaming match with you in the middle of the night in a public park. (Really? I missed that one.)

Older women are experienced. They understand that sometimes, after 12 beers, a boy just can't get it up. A younger woman may need some time to grasp this fact.

An older woman has lots of girlfriends... and most of them will want to boff you too.

An older woman will always meet the minimum height requirement to go on an amusement ride.

An older woman will never accuse you of stealing the best years of her youth because chances are someone else has stolen them first.

[bobdea]

let me know
twentyfour year old just waiting to be used by one of you older ladies. :D
and as far as your kegal exersizes are concerned, wooo hooo that can make things exciting not to mention it can help if you are "leaky"!

[Allee]

I was at Stratton last weekend, where were you? I have to say I'm very impressed that you know what Kegels are ... and what they can do for you ...:)

[stoked]

well I still fantasize about talking to a goofy footed woman while sharing a t-bar lift ride

I'll keep this dream alive at least until I'm 30 and usually don't say more than hello to the profit orientated bastards who replaced the t-bar lift at the local mountain here by Europe's longest 6 chair lift several years ago

[Aisling]

Originally posted by Barry

it's a nice pic :). well I'm down here in teh DC so I'm sure you understand why I wasn't there, otherwise I certainly would have come. What is your avitar, btw.


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Barry

yeah yeah, excuses. haha. well next time you're in New England you have to come to a show.

my avatar is a classic pin-up pic. love that style and occasionally model for retro-photographers :)

[bobdea]

PC exercises can do wonders men one thing is consistantly being able to have multiples among other things


but anyway I was at stratton on that thursday or friday but the weekend was not possible
there were a bunch of girls in hardboots, woo hoo that made my day

[Allee]

the girls in hardboots, I mean. Thu I was cruising on the Amex with PSR most of the day, and Fri I was out on the Madd boardercross and Steph's Donek. Christina and I might even have ridden up the lift with you.

Next time ... I'll buy you a drink.

Hey stoked ... funny you should mention that, I'm a goofy rider and I made the mistake once of jumping on a T with a friend of mine who's regular. Trouble was ... he got on the left, I got on the right ... we ran into each other about five feet up the hill. Hilarious.

There's a nice T at Ohau in New Zealand's South Island ... 2.6 km long, it's a doozy, I'll share that with you some time!

;)

[bobdea]

and I was riding horribly for some reason I could blame it on the snow but it was more that I am out of shape and I have sloppy style anyway

[stoked]

Yeah let's keep the Southern Island of New Zealand in mind then

Actually and despite your traumatic experience regular left me and goofy right you would of course be my suggestion

;)

[willywhit]

Do I make you horny, baby ?

[Allee]

Bob, I'm pretty sure I spotted you, I remember seeing a Coiler on the hill ... and you looked fine to me!

And if I managed to carve for most of the day, it wasn't the snow!:)

You guys are all so sweet;)

[MozzMann]

Hey Nice Studz :D


Mozz

[bobdea]

the snow was actually quite good.
I just need to ride more is what it is.

I had a great time, everyone that I met were quite nice.
I do have to say women in hardboots make my day as well.