WANTED: 1 Woman for 30+ Kms of Groom Carving at W-B For 300 Days/Year For 50+ Years

[snowrider_x]

WANTED:

- 1 Woman with racing snowboard

Must be interested in and capable of handling the following:

- 30+ Kms of snow-based groom carving per day at speeds of 45+ kms/hr
- Located at Whistler-Blackcomb resort
- 300 Days each year
- 50+ Years in total

Comes with breakfast.

Interested applicants should please forward their qualifications and expectations to matt@candat.com. :D

[NMU Alpine Boarder]

I know a girl, but she's only good for 250 days a year. :(

[Art]

Me too but she can only do 29.9 k vert at 44 kmh:(

[DiveBomber]

ill take one of those too!
they should make more of them, they'd make a killing:D

[ARCrider]

but we're lucky to get 100 days in the season. (icy eastcoaster) gonna retire soon and then we'll both be out to see you. did I mention she's a massage therapist?