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gawdzira
June 16th, 2004, 07:31 AM
Whilst perusing this forum the other day my ferret (Bob) decided to hang out and read along. In just a few minutes I found myself with a convulsing, foaming at the mouth Bob on my desk knocking over the pencil jar and sending my Mcdonalds Buzz Lightyear collectible into sub orbit.

After consulting with Bob's nuerosugeon I learned of a common condition amongst the western ferret where viewing animated avatars causes temporaris anoyus and can send them into a catatonic state or worse, desensitize them to reality t.v. shows where 17 women vie for the affection of one gay supermodel.

Don't get me wrong. I am all for freedom of expression in whatever form it comes in (although if someone wants to censor the Neo Nazis with bludgeoning devices, I won't shed a tear). But, if Bob forces me to watch one more round of The Bachelor I don't know what I might do.

At wits end.

ncermak
June 16th, 2004, 07:49 AM
you need to get bob on a plane and take him somewhere that you can snowboard.

theharb
June 16th, 2004, 07:46 PM
post a picture of bob please?