Makin Stickers!

[DiveBomber]

ala "makin copies" from SNL :lol:

anyone else have some ideas?
http://members.aol.com/ciapu94/stickers.bmp

[paragonUE]

i will stick my hardboot up your ass

so i suggest you back the eff off

[MUD]

How about:
It's a tail, now get off mine before I kick you in yours......

I know, it's a little dorky.:D

[Dan]

I like "makes wide turns...bitch"

:lol:

[dshack]

Long and Hard.....


.....get your flaccid jib-stick off my tail.


Yay for riding the edge of poor taste!

[Dave ESPI]

Actualy, I am kind of in need of a sticker printing company. Anyone have recommendation?


Must be waterproof and UV resistant and have good adhesion so they don't peel up.

I want to give everyone I teach or go ride with this year a sticker for their board :)

Actual size:
http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff111/DaveESPI/ESPIsticker1pic.jpg

[queequeg]

I like the sportbike one. And the skiboard one ... I get that skiboard crap from time to time, usually from people who seem to think they know more about what is strapped to my feet than I do.

[DiveBomber]

http://members.aol.com/ciapu94/backoff.png

[Fleaman]

I made these last year. I poached the picture from someone's post here on BOL

[DiveBomber]

how bout this:
More fun than Snowboarding!
More fun than jibbing!
More fun than YOUR girlfreind!

[tex1230]

try this one:

ALPINE SNOWBOARDING
IF I WANTED TO RIDE SOMETHING EASY I'D CALL YOUR GIRLFRIEND

[pebu]

You could probably replace girlfriend with mom and it'd probably be more of an insult.

[bobdea]

I made these last year. I poached the picture from someone's post here on BOL



HAHAHAHAHA, that's the most Canadian sticker I've seen in awhile even while nothing on the sticker directly says canadian.

if you have any made you gotta get a couple to me.

[philw]

"I'ts"?

Right apostrophe, wrong place I thinmk. Unless there's a deep thing in there which I'm missing completely due to being an imperialist bastard.

I don't much like the aggressive ones... I want people think my boards are fast and good, not snotty.

[rwcow]

the original wide turns sticker


try this one:

ALPINE SNOWBOARDING
IF I WANTED TO RIDE SOMETHING EASY I'D CALL YOUR GIRLFRIEND

i like this one (mom suggestion is good)

and dshacks....

Long and Hard.....

.....get your flaccid jib-stick off my tail.


I just did a real quick search on the internet, here's what i came up with...
http://www.timsbumperstickers.com/vinylbumperstickers.html
http://www.customprintedbumperstickers.com/
http://www.makestickers.com/

[DiveBomber]

"I'ts"?

Right apostrophe, wrong place I thinmk. Unless there's a deep thing in there which I'm missing completely due to being an imperialist bastard.

I don't much like the aggressive ones... I want people think my boards are fast and good, not snotty.

You're totally right, I just missed it, half the time when I type something, even though I proof read it, when I look at it later I still have minor typo's like that!

[BlueB]

typo's
No need for ' here :D
Sorry, I couldn't help it... I'm horrible with my spelling, too.

[skategoat]

How about: "Old Guys Rail" and you rip off the Old Guys Rule graphic but replace the surfboard with an alpine board.

[Joe D]

ALPINE SNOWBOARDING
IF I WANTED TO RIDE SOMETHING EASY I'D CALL YOUR GIRLFRIEND

hahahahaha that's f*(#in awesome


How about: "Old Guys Rail" and you rip off the Old Guys Rule graphic but replace the surfboard with an alpine board.


My vote definitely for these 2!!!

[DiveBomber]

http://members.aol.com/ciapu94/carvedecals.png

[spaamport]

Here's a couple more for you:

AND YET SKIING IN SOFT BOOTS WOULD SEEM STUPID.

THANK YOU FOR NOT CUTTING UP MY TOPSHEET IN THE LIFTLINE... DICK.

SOFT BOOTS ARE FOR WALKING AROUND THE LODGE.

LACES ARE FOR FIGURE SKATERS.

IF SHEEP COULD RIDE, THEY'D BE IN THE PARK.

IF I LIKED A SLOPPY RIDE I'D BE AT YOUR MOM'S HOUSE.

IF I WANTED TO SIT ON MY ASS PLAYING WITH LACES AND STRAPS
I'D HAVE STAYED IN BED WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND THIS MORNING.

[pebu]

No need for ' here :D
Sorry, I couldn't help it... I'm horrible with my spelling, too.
Actually, there's no need for the apostrophe to be in "its" either. Both "its" and "it's" are acceptable from what I was told. But I digress...

I like the "If sheep could ride they'd be in the park" sticker.

[queequeg]

SOFT BOOTS ARE FOR WALKING AROUND THE LODGE.

Nice!

[b0ardski]

strappy lacey things belong in the bedroom:p

[Pow]

strappy lacey things belong in the bedroom:p

stuck right to the hardboots!:biggthump

[b0ardski]

boots are only allowed in bed if she has new ones too:eplus2:

[DiveBomber]

Once you get hard...you never go soft :biggthump

[oldvolvosrule]

Piece not peice, remember "i" before "e" accept after 'C'

snicker, snicker!!

[DiveBomber]

Piece not peice, remember "i" before "e" accept after 'C'

snicker, snicker!!

Damn it!

[Dan]

Have <b>YOU</b> ever tried a real snowboard?

[eaglez]

Your Mom likes it HARD! :biggthump

[FTA2R]

hey guys,

for hatin' on the steretypical male teenage snowboarder park monkey, some of you sure as hell sound like them

"your mom/girlfriend" this and that....come on man, show some creativity, especially if you're gonna have an "attitude sticker"

"your mom/girlfriend" makes you worse than the stereotypical teen b/c most of us here are well past that stage in life....

so no, i don't think those are very funny at all....sorry

[Buell]

hey guys,

for hatin' on the steretypical male teenage snowboarder park monkey, some of you sure as hell sound like them

"your mom/girlfriend" this and that....come on man, show some creativity, especially if you're gonna have an "attitude sticker"

"your mom/girlfriend" makes you worse than the stereotypical teen b/c most of us here are well past that stage in life....

so no, i don't think those are very funny at all....sorry


Hey Barry,

I knew it would be good when I saw that you had posted. Someone had to say it. Thanks! :biggthump

Didn't we go through this last year? Same thread, started by the same person. Here. (http://www.bomberonline.com/VBulletin/showthread.php?t=12637)

[DiveBomber]

Hey Barry,

I knew it would be good when I saw that you had posted. Someone had to say it. Thanks! :biggthump

Didn't we go through this last year? Same thread, started by the same person. Here. (http://www.bomberonline.com/VBulletin/showthread.php?t=12637)

I have a name :angryfire

[eaglez]

Look at that, the "Fun Police" strike again.

How about this one:

"This is a snowboard"

Boring enough for ya? :eek:

[DiveBomber]

Ludicrous Speed!

[DiveBomber]

Hey Barry,

I knew it would be good when I saw that you had posted. Someone had to say it. Thanks! :biggthump

Didn't we go through this last year? Same thread, started by the same person. Here. (http://www.bomberonline.com/VBulletin/showthread.php?t=12637)

Grays on trays :lol:

[FTA2R]

interpreting tone over the net can be challenging

eaglez,

who are you referring to?

buell,

i had completely forgotten....i don't post much anymore. thx for the "i knew it would be good" comment....i had no idea

[eaglez]

Ludicrous Speed........ that is great!!! Says it all. :biggthump

Some simple ones:

I CARVE
I SPEED

:biggthump

[willywhit]

hey guys,

for hatin' on the steretypical male teenage snowboarder park monkey, some of you sure as hell sound like them

"your mom/girlfriend" this and that....come on man, show some creativity, especially if you're gonna have an "attitude sticker"

"your mom/girlfriend" makes you worse than the stereotypical teen b/c most of us here are well past that stage in life....

so no, i don't think those are very funny at all....sorry

plus one for no good with the alienation stickerz.

"Carving is Easy-Ask me How"
be an ambassador for the sport, not a pompous jackarse.
"ArC it or Park it" is a good one, big C in Arc and maybe a lil pic of a method air next to Park.Basically, stay in the park if yer not ripping arcs(or just park yer board in the rack until you learn how to really ride) :rolleyes: .

Weasel made stickers that said "This IS NOT a Trail" and they fit across the tail of your board - perfect for idiots behind you in line that like to ride up the back of your board. :freak3: :angryfire
divebummer has me on ignore...maybe I should elaborate on what a goofball he is..... :nono:

[Sharkey]

"It's called an alpine board. No, I don't ride backwards."

[b0ardski]

it's not a ski boot & I don't ski in laces either.

[Istvan]

Why would one want to put a sticker on a snowboard? :confused:

[pebu]

Ludicrous Speed........ that is great!!! Says it all. :biggthump
I think it'd be even better with the whole line...


Ahh, buckle this! Ludicrous speed! GO!
Another good one would be:

My brains are going into my feet!
Maybe even "I can't drive 55" or "I can't drive mach schnell." Acutally, now that I think of it, I think a sticker that just said "Mach Schnell" would be pretty cool...

[Dave ESPI]

What is a "Jib board" anyway ?

:lol:

[willywhit]

Makin' Bacon !

cuz I'm slick like grease :D

[paragonUE]

http://a290.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/64/l_05d82c073567b8efe0c239c80d22a8f9.jpg

new idea

[Sinecure]

I'm liking the idea of Arcs not Parks.

[kjl]

Actually, there's no need for the apostrophe to be in "its" either. Both "its" and "it's" are acceptable from what I was told. But I digress...

Heh, that's totally incorrect ;) "It's" and "its" are totally different words.

"It's" is a contraction of "it" and "is", like "that's" is a contraction of "that" and "is", like "that's great" or "it's great" or "It's not how fast you go/it's how you go fast"

"Its" is the possessive form of the pronoun "it". It's basically the same as "his" or "her" or "hers": He/his/his, she/her/hers, it/its/its

If you're not sure which one to use, replace it with "it is" or "it has" and if it makes sense, you need an apostrophe. If you can replace it with "his" or "her" or "hers" and if that makes sense, you don't need an apostrophe.

Sorry, I'm a grammar nerd. OK, I'm a nerd about lots of things.

[Pow]

Makin' Bacon !

cuz I'm slick like grease :D

where do you find this stuff?:lol:

[ar(angel]

:biggthump :biggthump :biggthump

[spaamport]

design wise, i think the arC is a little much.
I think the phrase is more powerful visually if you use a consistent font.

I was also thinking of doing something having to do with shovels.


ALPINE CARVING
NO SHOVEL REQUIRED!

Here's some more.

YOU RIDE.
I'LL DRIVE.

IF THERE WERE COPS ON THE MOUNTAIN,
I'D HAVE SO MANY TICKETS...

SAY IT WITH ME:
AL-PINE SNOW-BOARD

MY TAIL IS NOT A MAGIC CARPET. THANK-YOU

[eaglez]

This board goes to "11"

D. :biggthump

[willywhit]

where do you find this stuff?:lol:
mcphee.com :biggthump

ilovebacon dot com - stay away :nono:

tex, you have the copy the embed link
the one you used works on TGR but not here
love that video.....it's christmas time in hollis queens !
wiggy wiggy wiggy

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/juBEue3L4LE&rel=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/juBEue3L4LE&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

[Fat Old Bastard]

Are you ready for speed ? :eplus2:

No brains team :smashfrea


Go big or go home ! :eplus2: (For the Tanker 200)

[tex1230]

yeah it doesn't work in the sig line here

[willywhit]

yeah it doesn't work in the sig line here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juBEue3L4LE&eurl=

that'll do er, and you know how to change the link to different text, right ?

ie Christmas In Hollis - Run-D.M.C.
link text (link url here)
Link (Using alternative text) = link text (link url here)
voila
Link (Using alternative text) = Christmas In Hollis - Run-D.M.C. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juBEue3L4LE&eurl=)

[tex1230]

changed - but won't imbed like it does over there

[wavechaser]

Piece not peice, remember "i" before "e" accept after 'C'

snicker, snicker!!

Don't you mean "except" after 'C' ???

THE HARDER THEY COME, THE HARDER THEY RIDE

[carvedog]

IF SHEEP COULD RIDE, THEY'D BE IN THE PARK.

IF I LIKED A SLOPPY RIDE I'D BE AT YOUR MOM'S HOUSE.

IF I WANTED TO SIT ON MY ASS PLAYING WITH LACES AND STRAPS
I'D HAVE STAYED IN BED WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND THIS MORNING.



I like all these as they made me laugh. But I never, ever put stickers on my board. Not that I didn't at one time. But now, no stickers, no stomp pad, nothing to interfere with the purity and flex of the snowboard. And aerodynamics. :o

Also don't like the way these things collect snow. So I would need the sticker to put on my car and would need a graphic or something so people don't think I am a sheep ****er or something like that.

[oldvolvosrule]

Don't you mean "except" after 'C' ???



wavechaser, You've won yourself a heavily used Burton 171 Asym (goofy) JK. I was wondering when someone would pick up on that. That is why I put the snickers in their.

snicker snicker

[wavechaser]

wavechaser, You've won yourself a heavily used Burton 171 Asym (goofy) JK. I was wondering when someone would pick up on that. That is why I put the snickers in their.

snicker snicker

I figured...that was a pretty obvious butchering of "except" for someone who can spell piece correctly! Oh man, I've always wanted that burton, but alas, I'm not goofy (at least in the feet)...but I do like Snickers! :cool:

[cail]

This board goes to "11"

D. :biggthump
:lol: My vote for this one!

[Steve Prokopiw]

"It was either this or piano lessons!"

[pebu]

"It was either this or piano lessons!"
My standard response is, "ooOOOooh BABY!"

[BlueB]

Freestyle + Viagra = ALPINE

ALPINE - long and stiff. Real men only.

[Phil]

Get a good look while we are in the lift line,

it will be the last time you will be able to keep up.

[pebu]

If you can read this I'm in the lift line.

[pebu]

"I see your (insert brand of board, preferably Swoard) is as long as mine!"
http://www.sfad.org/julia/blog/graphics/spaceballs.jpg







http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/4104/spaceballslarge026xd.jpg
"Ah, buckle this! Ludicrous speed! GO!"

[DiveBomber]

Im still working on em, will pick the best ones, and make a sheet of them

[queequeg]

If you can read this I'm in the lift line.

Nice -

[DiveBomber]

Answers:
Yes its fast,
No its not old skool,
because its better,
NO, they are NOT ski boots
Its not hard, if you're good.



any others?

[b0ardski]

I want a couple sheets of those when you get'em printed:cool: :lol: :lol: :lol:
heres another; I don't wear lacey strappy things:lol:

[willywhit]

there's a great quote from scarface we were talkin about the other night, about how scarface had a big effect on how they made the Vice City video game.
it would make a great STICKER.....from the chainsaw scene, just before hector kills tony's buddy in the shower.....see if it FITS (try on some softboots)

[queequeg]

"It was either this or piano lessons!"

I'm totally plagiarizing this.

[pebu]

I just thought of this on my way to the mtn this morning. I've been trying to remember it until I got back to the computer...

Gravity is my bitch!

[PH-Racer]

wavechaser, You've won yourself a heavily used Burton 171 Asym (goofy) JK. I was wondering when someone would pick up on that. That is why I put the snickers in their.

snicker snicker

Haha, you snickered again.. It should be 'there' not 'their'.