D.T. Custom

[Thor VonRippington]

I'm trying to thin the quiver to make room for some new arrivals.

I got this board from D.T. (http://www.bomberonline.com/VBulletin/member.php?u=1606)

He said it was too much board for him and had to give it up until he developes a little more skill... maybe it was a rider weight issue?

The board is in great condition and comes with the step-in bindings.

[Steve Prokopiw]

have it!!!!

[bustedbindings]

How can I possibly make an informed choice w/o the SCR???

[big mario]

why this latest round of smack? Was there a little rumble in boulder yesterday?

[Derf]

I'm not in the market, but what about the base and edges (if any)?:lol:

[D-Sub]

what's the waist width? will it work for a 6'9, 320lb rider? Can I get some fries with it?

[SEJ]

It's metal, right?

[D.T.]

He said it was too much board for him and had to give it up until he develops a little more skill... maybe it was a rider weight issue?
Duuuuude... you promised not to tell. :confused: You even pinky-swore. :confused:

Since TVR disabled the link to my profile, I'll tell you the story here: TVR is pissed that I threatened to "out" him at SES. His master plan was to parade around town in drag each evening in an attempt to make a little extra "cash", if you know what I mean. So watch out for a 6' tall, 200 lb, "woman" who will be on the prowl.

Now back to the underlying reason for TVR's anger... He has no cash to pick-up his new metal Virus. So I keep going into Bola's shop to keep her "company". The reason he has no money is that his contract has expired and the royalty checks have stopped coming. My sources say that TVR was the inspiration behind ABBA's song Dancing Queen (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GFpMb0sOaw) and therefore received royalty checks from them. You see... this cross-dressing thing keeps coming back throughout the different stages for TVR's life.

TVR - I'm sad that you allowed you anger to displace that friendship that we shared. :( Watch out Bluebird and snowman, you may be next!

[D.T.]

How can I possibly make an informed choice w/o the SCR???
Now back to the board: this asymetric, rare piece of art is the most technologically advanced board ever made, period! I know Jack will argue with this statement, but sadly, Jack don't know Jack!

Does it have metal you ask, of coarse it does. It was made with an unique alloy called unobtainum. This alloy is the strongest, lightest, most durable material ever made. Why waist your money on a Virus when you could buy this? You can alter the flex pattern of the metal through osmosis. The metal core is protected by a wear resistant plastic sheath. Edges are made from steel hardened to 2139 Rockwell "C". This is significantly harder than tool steels (typ. ~60 HRC). The edges are so hard, in fact that, the industry had to alter the Rockwell "C" scale to go up so high.

Here are the detailed board specs:
Length: 285cm (makes the big Tinklers look like kids boards)
SCR: adjustable, it will morph to whatever you want
Waist width: see SCR
Taper: see waist width
The total weight of the board and bindings: 13 oz.

[Thor VonRippington]

Sounds like you need to get control of your emotions DT. There is no anger here... even though you dumped me for the pointy hat girl and now claim to have never cross dressed with me. I'll never forget all those nights with the shinny lights in the clubs where you drove me wild.

... AND

You got my specs wrong DT... I'm 5'11'' 210lbs.. you should know!

[D.T.]

Sounds like you need to get control of your emotions DT what do you expect, i just took my daily estrogen pill :o


now claim to have never cross dressed with me.it was a phase, which is much different than your lifestyle, you tramp you! :angryfire

[gburgess]

The additional inches must reflect the high heels.

[pebu]

This really is one of the more enterntaining threads I've ever read here...:lol:

[Derf]

This really is one of the more enterntaining threads I've ever read here...:lol:
Like I always say, half of the entertainment on Bomber is in the classifieds, especially when D-Sub tries to sell stuff (or gets involved).:flamethro

[D.T.]

Here is a photo of TVR the last time we went out on the town.

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u315/dturnquist/IMG00000197.jpg

Doesn't he just look dreamy? :1luvu: Missing you sugar cakes. Wish things could have been different. XXOOXXOX

[BoarderYUL]

Ho... wrong person... damn. I thought he (or she) was here (www.micheline.ca)

[Thor VonRippington]

Here is a photo of TVR the last time we went out on the town.

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u315/dturnquist/IMG00000197.jpg

Doesn't he just look dreamy? :1luvu: Missing you sugar cakes. Wish things could have been different. XXOOXXOX

Stark resemblance! But I don't have a wedding band. This must be D.T.'s other "Pat"?

[Blue Bird]

it's all about the boards isn't it. The gear Vacuum!!!!! I was wondering why you picked up the blue bomber

[D.T.]

Stark resemblance! But I don't have a wedding band.

Fixed it for you, lover ;)

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u315/dturnquist/stan2.jpg
:1luvu:

[Thor VonRippington]

DT is so distraught over our little tiff that he is selling the rest of his quiver.

Get in line for these fine beauties!

[Thor VonRippington]

DT's quiver is still for sale. He said he wanted to find something "retro" for SES this year!

[Gleb]

DT is so distraught over our little tiff that he is selling the rest of his quiver.

Get in line for these fine beauties!


:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

love this thread

[SEJ]

You guys are the S##T! The longer this thing gets the funnier it is.

[cafercr35]

You guys are the S##T! The longer this thing gets the funnier it is.

yeah that's what she said...lol

[kirtap]

TVR and a few of the other CO riders were giving me warnings about who I should ride with and who I should stay away from while I'm living in CO. Now I have a feeling I should stay away from all of them.... :confused: :eplus2:

[inkaholic]

Kirtap,

You are more than welcome to join us at Loveland on the weekends. The crew is usually around 4-8 strong and starts at chair 1 at 8:30. Take a look at the ride board for the upcoming mini session on the 19th of January featuring demos from TVR, All Boards Sports and others.

Ink

[D.T.]

DT's quiver is still for sale. He said he wanted to find something "retro" for SES this year!
:nono: Dude... my momma says (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVNU_hO2yCk) you had better stop picking on me or else she'll come up to WP and clobber you with a rolling pin!

[b0ardski]

You could get 400 bucks for that square tail on ebay, I'd bid on it but my quiver's a year newer:lol:

[D.T.]

You could get 400 bucks for that square tail on ebay
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u315/dturnquist/emoticons/idea.gif

By golly, you're right. I could become a millionaire if sold the quiver on eBay. Everybody knows that the old boards are where the ride is at. The new stuff is JUNK. People quit kidding yourselves with all these fancy titanal and customs boards...

[D.T.]

Oh, yea, I forgot...

TVR - quite measuring your thumb, it's not going to get any longer!! http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u315/dturnquist/emoticons/lmao.gif

[Thor VonRippington]

:nono: Dude... my momma says you had better stop picking on me or else she'll come up to WP and clobber you with a rolling pin!
I've seen your mom work the rolling pin... amazing really!

Was this pic taken before or after the operation?

[D.T.]

So TVR, Mr. Manly Man, whatcha gonna do now. I've had enough of you harassment and bullying. Decided to take the D.T. Custom out for a spin this last weekend, put it through the cycle!

A little race-carving:
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u315/dturnquist/Snowboarding/IMG_1060.jpg

A little euro-carving:
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u315/dturnquist/Snowboarding/IMG_1064.jpg
Notice the way I decambered that b@tch.


Admiring the mountain at the end of an awesome day on the ULTIMATE board:
http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u315/dturnquist/Snowboarding/IMG_1069.jpg


So... you gotta pair TVR? Can you take them out of your purse for a few runs?


You gonna man up and rid this thing?!?

I'll bring it to SES and you can show the world what you're all about, beyotch! http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u315/dturnquist/emoticons/duel.gif

[SEJ]

DT, You are the MAN!
Let's see some pic.s of you riding the brick!

[big mario]

If that is in fact your real name, do you have a pair? You talk the talk, but can you walk the walk?( No sashaying allowed big boy!) Think you can handle the infinately variable side cut on that awesome ride? I'm thinking wednesday at highlands so all can see. Be sure to take advantage of that rest day on tuesday, you are going to need it!:eplus2:
mario
photographer of record to the insane preformance of the Dt custom

[SEJ]

Hey Mario, how did you get the 'stop action' shot of a board obviously going sooooooo fast? Do you shoot Nascar in your spare time?

[D.T.]

Hey Mario, how did you get the 'stop action' shot of a board obviously going sooooooo fast? Do you shoot Nascar in your spare time?NASA let him borrow a camera for the day :biggthump

[SEJ]

D.T. You got to bring it to the demo tent at SES. The line will be a mile long.

[D.T.]

You got to bring it to the demo tent at SES.It'll be there Tuesday.

[big mario]

Hey Mario, how did you get the 'stop action' shot of a board obviously going sooooooo fast? Do you shoot Nascar in your spare time?

Really fast film and reflexes:rolleyes:

[inkaholic]

Wow Thor,

It looks like it is time to throw down some of your moves if you want to keep any sort of credibility on this forum. DT seems to be "gettin' after it" on the DT Custom and you started this whole thread so I think you will need to put an end to it at SES. I'm just wishing that I could make it so that I could witness the awsome spectacle of the DT Custom in action under the feet of such incredible riders. VIDEO the session. I was not present when DT brought the custom out.

Only a few days till the bell rings boys.

Ink

[Blue Bird]

I am lucky enough to ride with Thor often and I have nothing but respect for Thor's abilities on the mountain....Dude!! YOU..GOT...SERVED!!!!!


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[Jack Michaud]

wait.... is it plastic or Azdel???

[D.T.]

wait.... is it plastic or Azdel???Woa... sharp eye Mr. Michaud. It happens to be Azdel U400-B01N - Polypropylene Copolymer wrapped around the unobtainium metal core. A special dye was added to the molten steel, from which the edges were made, so that color do the metal edges would match the color of the board.

With all the recent discussions here on BOL regarding damage to metal boards caused by stiff bindings, we though it was best to encase the entire board in copolymer rather than just use some wimpy Lexan plates. You should see the bindings on this thing! They are majorly stiff. I think they would literally tear any other board out there in half!

Good thing I had this board made for me in a special, top-secret laboratory.:cool:

[big mario]

All I know is someone was conspicously absent yesterday, at least until the slopes were closed, some one said something about a girl keeping him away, should we be calling you Thor Von Whippington now?
mario

[cfj04]

should we be calling you Thor Von Whippington now?
mario

NICE ONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

[inkaholic]

Good one Mario. TVR still hasn't a pair to get on the DT Custom yet? I am surprised, I thought that he would hop right on and try to prove that he was a man.

Ink

[SEJ]

Well, as everyone at SES knows, the DT custom showed up at SES, and the only thing missing was TVR. Had some excuse about a woman that day, not that anybody believed it. We just stared at it in awe, everybody was afraid to touch it. It was sort of a Harry Potter thing. Sparks would fly off it. Every body was chanting "Thor, Thor, lets see you roar." And then when he wussed out it was "Thor, Thor, you're a wussy bore!" Dustin had problems putting it back in the case the board was so mad. Said something about how it would seek him out.
Dustin, I fear for Stan, lock that thing up tight!