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slopetool
May 12th, 2007, 04:47 PM
1. Her rear-entry boots give her "shin bang".

2. She thinks "off-piste" is a derogatory term.

3. Your Mom is scared of "lifties", and well, "carnies" too.

4. Riding "switch-stance" to her is not safe or very smart.

5. Her bota-bag is also a beer bong.

6. Her licence is suspended and your bro-in-law won't lend you his
Rav-4 anyway.

7. She hates your constant snowboard techie talk and
just doesn't understand.

8. She likes to ride "reverse cowgirl" on the lift.

9. Her shoulder cape and big hat embarrass you.

10. She packs a crappy lunch with Bologna with spouts sandwiches.

Michelle
May 22nd, 2007, 09:28 AM
Is this from Experience??

Sinecure
May 22nd, 2007, 02:04 PM
ROTFLMAO :lol: :lol:

I torn between wanting to meet your mom and being scared, really scared.