I will help you get rid of your spair equipment...FOR FREE!

[ike]

That is right. For zero charge to you, I will take any boots or plates that fit me off your hand.

Act now and I'll throw in a free email from non other then IKE himself! A $50 value, for free

But wait, theres more. Contact me within the end of the week, and I'll give you a signed picture by IKE!

----ACT NOW----

[Kirk]

WOW! Soooo tempting!

I'm just leary of these kind of "too good to be true" deals - always some kind of catch :rolleyes:

[ike]

nope. you can ask any of our satisfied customers...100% legit!

[Kirk]

Hmmm...is the signed pic an "action pic"? And how do I know if it's REALLY IKE? See, these are the things that trouble me.

Hey, I have a nice set of TD2s that I'm just itchin' to give to SOMEBODY.

CONVINCE ME!!

[AndyYT316]

I know someone that could use a nice set of TD2's. I'd even be willing to come pick them up free of charge.:biggthump

[ike]

Not only do you get the signed picture, but you get pictures of IKE signing the picture!

The picture is one from a recent US photo shoot.

I'm not going to do any convincing, because it should be you convincing me to releive you of your stuff. After all, I'm giving you a terrfic deal!

[D-Sub]

if you wanted to be really generous, Ike, you could offer a picture of the picture of you signing the picture.

Kirk, man...don't sleep on this one!

[ike]

if you wanted to be really generous, Ike, you could offer a picture of the picture of you signing the picture.

The picture of the picture of Ike signing the picture is actually for sale on another forum for just $15.99 when you buy a new Goerge Forman Grill.

[Kirk]

Whoa! Hey, I thought I was the prospective customer here!!

I'll have to check with my "other half" first (she's the boss :o ). Then I'll have to see if we have any frames that would accomodate the photo.

Size options on that?

24 Customer service available (native English speaking reps. pref.)?

[AndyYT316]

Hey Kirk, if you get the picture, could you scan a copy for me? I'm still willing to help take the TD2's off your hands if you need any help.

[Kirk]

The picture of the picture of Ike signing the picture is actually for sale on another forum for just $15.99 when you buy a new Goerge Forman Grill.

Oooo, see I already have one of those George Foreman grills. If it was one of those "Juiceman" dealies (as advertised by that dude with the runaway eyebrows), that might have pushed me to go that direction!

[D-Sub]

I have a juiceman jr. I will graciously send you that, and a signed photo of myself, for...dunno...a Burner maybe?

[Kirk]

Well actually I was thinking of something for the kids room. Let me check and see if that photo would work with the colors in my daughter's room....










Uh, no. Mom says "too many neutral colors" - Like I said, she's the boss!

Thanks though

[Kirk]

After careful consideration, I've decided to keep the TD2s (and the Burner - sorry D :( ). Yeah, I know...probably regret it.


Good news though! If I'm REALLY good, I might be able to get a "Juiceman" Juicer for Christmas....and probably be able to keep the Coiler too - Woot! :biggthump ).

[Kirk]

Oh Wait! Just...

[Kirk]

..two more...

[Kirk]

..OK...there!

500 BABY!!



OK, I'm all done for now...SCOTTY, BEAM ME UP!!

KIRK OUT!

[D-Sub]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Juiceman's actually a really crappy juicer. VERY hard to clean...

Im gonna get me a GOOD juicer if I ever settle down

hey kirk, know anything about Heber/Midway?

[RDY_2_Carve]

http://www.bomberonline.com/VBulletin/attachment.php?attachmentid=5140&stc=1

Sir, I believe you have a spliff hanging out of your mouth...

[oldvolvosrule]

Ike, you are in luck. I have in my closet a.......................................good condition, if you don't notice the stripped out inserts, the delamination in the tip and tail, edge completely blown out on the one side, numerous deep scratches, no camber left in the board, asymetric Burton Alp 171. It is built for goofy riders but if you are regular just switch your stance, everyone does it. I started off regular myself but didn't like it so I switched over to a goofy rider.

Let me know if you want this quality piece of equipment. Oh, did I mention the T-bolts that were drilled through the board. If you want pics, I can send you some.

I am sure I will have many people wanting this board after they see this post, so speak up for it , Quickly!!!

That's me riding the Alp in my avatar!!!

OOPs, you just need boots and bindings, in that case, I have some old Burton Rat Traps with a 5 hole insert pattern, good luck on finding a board that these mount to.

[AndyYT316]

hey kirk, know anything about Heber/Midway?

Heber and Midway are about 20 minutes away from Park City. Heber also has a huge demolition derby in the summer. Locals have to wait hours in line for tickets to the derby, and they don't always get a ticket. Heber is also about 25 minutes away from colleges like BYU and UVSC and about 45 min away from the University of Utah. Heber is a small town and Midway is even smaller.

[tilledog]

Put that checkbook away!!

Email sent, Dave!!

Davo

[ike]

Our customer service is open 23.275 hours a day, 7 days a week. We also offer service in Espanol, but that is only open 22.89 hours a day, 5 days a week. We are now excepting resumes from people interested in filling a position as a Canadian Translator.

Secondly, I realize you all can't do without a glimpse of the picture, so here is a peak at what the picture looks like. In this you can see IKE's eye...in the real one you get the whole face!

[Kirk]

Oh great...remorse setting in :(

[tcross.au]

sorry for taking over but kirk, if you send me those TD's i will send you a personally signed australian newspaper complete with the Drive section. think about it. + i will pay shipping both sides :biggthump

[ike]

Just letting you know...I've gotten some offers. So far I've been offered my choice of board from Donek...just putting it out there if anybody wants to bid higher.

[ike]

...still waiting on some plates...

[Kimo]

Damn! I wish I'd found this thread before yesterday. I just had to get rid of a 2006 Virus Ultimate Gladiator because it didn't match any of the new thong underwear I just bought from Victor's Secret. Since I already bought a new set of Cateks for my new Donek that Sean personally color matched to my new thongs, I had to get rid of the 1 year old Catek OS2s that were on the Virus. I took the "old" Cateks to the recycler and got a buck fifty for them, but the recycler wasn't interested in composite materials. Don't worry though, I found a homeless guy living in a trench who put the Virus on cinder blocks and is using it as a latrine bench now so at least it's being put to a good use.